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Jun 14
san francisco is cool. maybe it’s just the area i’m in but the city as a whole is way cleaner than LA and nicer, cosmetically at least
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Jun 9
at 28 do i still have any neuroplasticity left or is over for me
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Jun 6
i was feigning interest in pokémon cards to fit in but now they want me to actually play the game and i finally tried and it’s the most boring card game imaginable. if im gonna spent time on something i would rather get back into chess
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Jun 3
"dating out of your league" isn't real. dating is a marketplace. it's called price discovery. your value is whatever clears the market
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Jun 2
space x ipo is gonna create like 2,000 new billionaires in southern california. i could have been one of them but i fumbled the bag
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May 25
i work the meat counter on the weekends at the grocery store and every sunday night for months now this couple comes in and they ask for salmon and then proceed to kiss in front of me. every time. have they cucked me? are they getting off on this
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May 24
my pakistani coworker told me he rejected a swedish girl because she wasn’t petty enough
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May 24
hypothetically speaking if i was going to reach out to a friend that i ghosted over a year ago. after not responding to dozens of phone calls and messages how would i open
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May 24
why did i do an elliot rodger pilgrimage on new years eve 2019
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May 23
my room is right next to my brothers and this is what i hear when his girlfriend and kid come over. i’m not even trying to be a hater but they need to keep it down
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May 22
i graduated last week but i don’t really care and didn’t even go to my ceremony. i only got my degree to make my mom happy but she died 2 months before i graduated
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May 20
lady at costco stopped me at the entrance because she thought i didn’t look like the picture they have on file. it’s called looksmaxxing you bitch
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May 13
some people leave twitter and i will still remember them years later. some people are instantly forgotten. i think the doomer zoomer guy who was running that unpaid ad group chat will be the latter
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May 11
i’m graduating this week but my number to be a longshoreman at the port is coming up so i could do that if the job search doesn’t work out. i want to be one of the union henchmen
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May 8
i’m graduating in 1 week so i applied for a job at the corporate office of the grocery store i work at for a position that’s perfect for my degree and i think they called my boss to ask about me
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May 4
just clocked someone on here posing as gen z but they just referred to a therapist as a “shrink”. gen z doesn’t use that word
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Apr 23
she really is a millennial 😭i haven't seen this joke format since 2014
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