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Joined January 2009
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vlush@vlush
14 Aug 2025
i pray tomorrow everyone has such a good day full of honest human connection and small natural wonders
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vlush@vlush
Apr 30
since the michelin people are only doing minneapolis & not st paul ive appointed myself “michelada inspector” and awarding restaurants on a scale of 1 to 3 helmets 🪖⛑️👷‍♂️
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Jim Petersen
@JimPeteHoops
Apr 21
Take note Rudy haters…been trying to explain this for four years.
Kevin O'Connor
@KevinOConnor
Apr 21
31 players defended 200 isolations this year. Rudy Gobert ranked #1, allowing 0.77 points per iso. Evan Mobley was 3rd & Bam Adebayo was 5th to give some context for the company he's in. Gobert a more complete, dominant defender now than when he won his 3 DPOY in '18, '19 & '21.
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vlush@vlush
Apr 19
what percentage of tiktok redownloads happen on the toilet ?
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vlush@vlush
Apr 19
for me its close to 100%
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vlush@vlush
Apr 17
#brentfaiyaz #lemmeheardat
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vlush@vlush
10 Oct 2025
it feels like cell phone company “on us” promos are more financially complex than the stuff that caused the 2008 crisis
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vlush@vlush
26 Sep 2025
i think if i wrote and recorded a song that i knew was potentially an all-timer classic i might honestly keep it tucked just for me and my friends
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vlush@vlush
26 Sep 2025
honesty hour
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vlush@vlush
24 Sep 2025
happy wednesday everyone hope you’re enjoying the sunshine and making the most of this lovely hump day personally im doing a lot of errands
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vlush@vlush
23 Sep 2025
Buy 2 Family Size Oreos get $1 Off Milk
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vlush@vlush
23 Sep 2025
my account is NOT hacked i thought the copy on the cub foods coupon was poetic
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vlush@vlush
21 Sep 2025
might have tweeted this before but does anyone else ever put premium/super gas in their car every once in a while as a little treat for your car like wet food for cats
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vlush@vlush
20 Sep 2025
mr beast is the poster child of societal collapse
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vlush@vlush
18 Sep 2025
the most insane thing i’ve done this week is listening to Stravinsky Rite of Spring b2b w/ Sabrina Carptenter Man’s Best Friend
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vlush@vlush
18 Sep 2025
needless to say a supremely nauseating vibe
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vlush@vlush
9 Sep 2025
are we getting reflective today or what ?? its raining in minneapolis
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vlush@vlush
9 Sep 2025
some cool stuff i did so far today: - took an insanely hot shower - made delicious pourover coffee - drank coffee and ate banana - took a couple meetings - looked at iphone 17 information - made a hot playlist - domed 2x fresh wok eggrolls
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vlush@vlush
9 Sep 2025
fall playlist 2025, sorry no sp*tify link this year use songshift app or ask me for a .zip - this one is HOT (and sizzlin) music.apple.com/us/playlist/…

🦦 QCXC Fall 🦪 by vlush on Apple Music

Playlist · 16 Songs

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vlush@vlush
9 Sep 2025
don’t ask why i made this, the reason is that something compelled me and it makes sense
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vlush@vlush
5 Sep 2025
I WANNA WRITE YOU A LOVE SONG BABY 🩷🌸
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