☦️Husband. Father. Engineer. Pitt Panther. Inter. 3rd Shift Janitor (The Cleaner). Donut Guy. Hoagie fan. Bartender (therapist, cabbie, mixologist, comedian).
Joined October 2015
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If you didn't attend school there...
If your kids didn't attend school there...
If you're not FROM there...
If you don't have a religious exception (ND, BYU, etc)...
Then you are a frontrunner. A fake fan. Genuine sign of poor character.
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"Howaitosokusu" @porfiriy
Fun facts for my English speaking followers. The Japanese have an abbreviation for the Chicago White Sox.
シカホワ, or Shikahowa.
The name for Chicago White Sox is written in Japanese as シカゴ・ホワイトソックス (romanized as Shikago Howaitosokusu)
If you take the first two characters in both those words, you get
シカ- Shika
ホワ- Howa
So it’s essentially their version of our “ChiSox”
#WhiteSox
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When my kids go a wedding and they ask if they want filet mignon or salmon, they be all like "salmon, we get that steak at home all the time, LMAO"
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If you know, you know.
If you haven't tried it, then you don't know.
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If you've ever bought a rebuilt transmission or engine, then you are my kind of people
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I like watching sports w/ national teams, bec it's OK to love your country, to put aside internal differences & cheer together, to be reminded of your common roots.
Club teams are also OK bec it's OK to pull for the crest and put aside nationality and recognize common humanity.
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World Cup thoughts:
✅ If you aren't into ⚽, that's OK. It's like bowl games - you don't have to like it, but it's OK if other ppl do.
✅ I hope guests in 🇺🇸 have a great time. I'm sure they will. We know how to throw a party.
✅ Twitter trolls tryna antagonize. Don't let them.
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Look at this beauty
I feel like you should be drinking out of this vintage glass i found at a Yard Sale today 😂
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JakeR (retired from trolling) retweeted
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Paradoxically, Italian 🇮🇹 bread makes the best French 🇫🇷 toast
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This is 100% true.
Into college, even.
Not even gaslighting, it's sometimes stuff I've done that's amazing.
One fun thing about being 50-something and having friends from when you were a teenager is that sometimes they recount in great detail an outrageous misadventure you were centrally involved in that you have absolutely no recollection of
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No question about this.
When they grow tomatoes on Mars, they will use this design.
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That dog tho
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Post-Soviet visual. "The Return" painting by Georgy Kurasov, Russia, 2005
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I broke my chain saw yesterday.
Operator error, I'm sure.
So I thought about what @richsnodgrass64 would do, and I improvised.
I used my sawzall and finished the job.
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Dang it.
You absolutely cannot get good help anymore.
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