minor goddess

Joined January 2022
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It’s crazy that the Swedish government hasn’t reached out to me yet with an offer to fund my podcast
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@Sweden my DMs are open
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Bloody Mary with a giant frozen Bloody Mary ice cube… Swedish innovation extends to making sure you consume as much alcohol as humanly possible…
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Stockholm lunch diary
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If a Japanese person saw what I wear to Publix on a casual Tuesday afternoon they’d have a heart attack
トレーニングウェアを来てコンビニに来てる女性が「そんな格好で外に出るな」と批判殺到して炎上してしまうwwwww 全然このぐらい普通だと思うんだけどみんなはどう思った?
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Stockholm is like Miami in that every restaurant magically turns into a club at a certain time
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Swedish guy told me June 6th is Sweden’s National Day and I asked what it commemorated and he said he didn’t really know. And I said “well July 4th for us was the day we adopted the Declaration of Independence.” And he goes “we all know you guys won’t shut up about it!” 😂🇺🇸
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Total American dominance
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Big day for guys who think they’re basically Elon Musk minus the trillion dollars
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Jun 12
crazy the world's first trillionaire is african
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Americans when they see any food that isn’t processed industrial slop
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I tried my first ever Zyn for literally 3 minutes and are you guys effing kidding me with this stuff it’s like a real drug how are you doing these all day long I thought I was gonna fly away like a balloon
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Swedish festival food
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Not me ending up at the e11even of Stockholm
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Jun 12
So are we bombing Iran when the market closes or nah
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Made the mistake of a 5pm “20 minute nap” it’s never been more over
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“Why is it so hard to make friends” starter pack
a lot of socializing involves performative interest and i simply do not give a shit
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Have you guys actually tried genuine interest
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Real
it brings me no joy to report I spend a year wondering why I was constantly sleepy and had a low sleep score on my whoop that was totally cured by simply stop wearing the whoop.
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Most dramatic app fr
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