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muy cierto
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"En Argentina queremos que gane nueva Zelanda por ese Liam Payne"
Mi casa cuando empató Irán:
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*No puedes festejar un gol que no es de tu país*
Yo, en el gol de Irán:
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
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I’ve said this before, but Latin America and the Arab world are perhaps the last places on Earth where boys are capable of having 18th/19th century Picaresque narrative arcs. Everywhere else has had the edges sanded off.
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Jun 15
The World Cup is like a geography lesson for Americans they are discovering new countries
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At some point in mental illness you stop going “I’m so sorry it’s because of the depression/autism/adhd” and start going “I’m not well in the head. I do what I want. Stay out of my way” and this, ironically, will massively improve your day-to-day mental health
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cuando alguien no usa reloj y luego anda pidiendo la hora, aunque para eso los inventaron
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Dad: Look at Yamal carrying his country at 18.
Me: Look at Cape Verde's goalkeeper carrying his country at 40
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I did this and it worked
I am going to become religious and God will save me and my life will become beautiful
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Jun 15
Americans realizing they spent $75 billion fighting Iran, then another $300 billion rebuilding Iran, just to reopen the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the war started
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Jun 13
Woke up and didn’t seemingly unlearn decades of harmful behaviors and cognitive distortions over night. I need to die
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