Weird feeling scrolling through Twitter. Will I be active again? Most likely not. Life things (Big Girl Job™, not much free time, changing interests). Nice little nostalgia hit though seeing familiar faces and silly/spooky video game stuff.
Me watching some high fantasy shit: I would simply not be corrupted by the magical object. If it is actively harming you why don’t you just put it down. Idiot
Me receiving psychic damage 23 hours a day from my phone: Ouuughhhh oouuuuwwwwaaaaaa ooaaaaghuuuuuhhhowwgahhhhh guuuuuwah