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28 Jul 2014
What's That Smell? The Answer Might Surprise You.
8 Jul 2014
Here's How Obama Eats His Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
8 Jul 2014
But Really... Why DO Men Have Nipples?
7 Jul 2014
We Love This Map. RT @derekwillis Breaking: coastal states have the most shark attacks. x.com/derekwillis/status/486…

2 Jul 2014
5 Reasons Our Experts Believe #USMNT Have A 0% Chance Of Winning In The World Cup Quarter Finals
25 Jun 2014
These Are The 50 States That Comprise The United States of America
25 Jun 2014
Fédération Internationale de Football Association? That's A Mouthful. Here's Why We Simply Call It 'FIFA.'
24 Jun 2014
Luis Suarez Bites Opponent, But What Does Human Flesh Actually Taste Like?
23 Jun 2014
What Was George Washington's Favorite Color?
22 Jun 2014
Where Is Brazil? #WorldCup2014
21 Jun 2014
Here's Why Genocide Is So Controversial
20 Jun 2014
What Life Is Like For Americans In America
19 Jun 2014
7 Things Hitler Did Right
19 Jun 2014
Explained In 2 Minutes: Kanye’s Obsession With Kanye
18 Jun 2014
10 Racist Trademarks the US Patent Office Can Do Nothing About
10 Jun 2014
It's 2:27 AM And You Are Still Awake. Here Are 7 Reasons You Can't Sleep.
10 Jun 2014
When Asked If He Wanted The Terrorist To Die, President Obama Responded, "Not Really." Find Out Why.
9 Jun 2014
You Won't Believe What Happens Next Because It's Not What You Expected To Happen
9 Jun 2014
Something Very Important Happened While You Were Sleeping
9 Jun 2014
12 Things That Didn't Kill Maya Angelou