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One of the best bits of being a writer is calmly discussing ways of disposing of a body in a crowded room of people who don't know you write
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In case anyone here hasn't heard yet, the wonderful Michael Wombat (previously @wombat37 here) passed away last night. He brought joy to everyone who knew him and will be deeply missed by all.
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I swear capcut is a demon sent to torture me. Fighting with captions on my day off while it's telling me "too many people are using this feature" why does that matter? Just let me have my stupid captions and move on with my day already. Why do I pay for this
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I loathe shopping. I hate driving there, parking there, spending ages finding your size, sweating in a tiny changing room with nowhere to sit to take your shoes off, discovering you're two sizes bigger than you thought, finding out it had been mistakenly put on the sale rail and
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it's twice the price. Being told you have to give your email address for a receipt you dont even want, nothing being in the same place twice, roadworks on the way home, discovering when you get home that in your quest to look like a grown up for a change you've inadvertently
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bought what basically amounts to a school uniform and will look like a 14 year old who has had a horrendously difficult life. Hate it. Hate it all.
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That @RTWBarefoot has visited 100 countries, and asked me to ask them some questions about it for their podcast. I'm not sure these are entirely what they had in mind youtu.be/kwrzcJWGB2A?si=d8qe…

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You can call me V retweeted
DO SOMETHING BEFORE WE'RE MURDERED!
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I know I have lots of #WritingCommunity friends here, if any of you are children's book writers, this would be such a nice thing to donate your book to. If you're a reader, donate some time and help the RSBC build the world's biggest free audiobook library for blind children
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The app is free for anyone to use, and you dont need any special recording equipment, just your phone. All kids should have access to bedtime stories ❤️ youtu.be/qOMaIPZXQl4

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Only i could get carpet burn on my elbow from playing jenga
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Alright you lot? I've been a bit quiet here lately, because my app is just sooooo buggy, but I still think you're the bee's knees
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I can't seem to open dms anymore, I get notifications a day after you tweet me, and it takes aaaages to send replies
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Very frustrating to be in an hour long traffic jam to finally discover the accident holding you up is in fact across the concrete barrier on the other carriageway, and we all only slowed down for a gawp at it
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Mornin you lot. Wanna go to the seaside with me? youtu.be/QNjQBQo7FVA?si=s89L…

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Mornin you lot I had a great chat with my friend @SassyWyatt about her new book on digital accessibility and inclusion the other day! youtu.be/ztdXUGe5KMY?si=NnBy…
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I was so caught up with holiday stuff, I forgot to put my latest painting on my ko-fi store, even tho I said on my making of video that I had. It's here now! #ArtByHumans ko-fi.com/s/880aa04507
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