You know me for my dumb tech tweets | Mostly at tiktok.com/@vyedin

Joined May 2009
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22 Oct 2025
yes we did tarot readings on us-east-1
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5 Oct 2024
Happy Friday to those who celebrate. youtu.be/9sfYpolGCu8

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7 May 2023
If you need me, I’ll be at the Canadian-American club (just 6 hours from the border) wearing this fucking gem of an outfit.
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21 Nov 2022
Thanks Twitter for once making me wait for a campaign job offer because someone had to read all my Tweets and "it took a few days". You'll be missed. You can find me and my terrible jokes over at Mastodon @vyedin@hachyderm.io
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The actual RPC composition and batching at Twitter is powered by a thin library that leverages ideas from functional programming and lifts composition into its own algebra, that’s interpreted and optimized in runtime. This approach is trusted and tested.
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Something I hope we learn on weeks in tech like these are; often myths are just myths. Just because someone's held up doesn't mean they *should* be held up. There are few true geniuses & the few I've met shy away from solo attention. Most great work is done by teams, by us.
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There has to be a German word for when you expect a very bad outcome and then it ends up just being kind of a little bad.
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5 Nov 2022
I never liked being called someone’s direct report. I prefer to think of myself as their upward manager.
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5 Nov 2022
Twitter, thank you for supporting my bad jokes over the past 13 years. I’m sad now.
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3 Nov 2022
I would like to inform the talent scouts sending job offers to my work email (?) that the only Rust and Go experience I have is "staring at it in trepidation"
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4 Nov 2022
s/offers/opportunities where's my edit button elon
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Police are being called out for a suspicious person. The description: "wearing a Chuckie costume." That'll narrow it down.
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31 Oct 2022
Didn’t have time for Halloween costumes this year so Nova is the Twitter source code and Ripley is mulch
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30 Oct 2022
Math that you need to know for songs, a 🧵
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30 Oct 2022
Q: how long until we say we’re sorry? A: one week and 2 days Proof: it’s been one week since you looked at me…and still be two days till you say you’re sorry (the 5 and 3 days are part of the initial one week)
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30 Oct 2022
Q: if you put me on a highway and show me a sign, what am I approaching? A: hagar’s lemma states that the limit of his driving speed as t→∞ is 55
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