Swindon Town fan. Brit abroad.

Joined February 2009
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26 Jul 2025
Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was. #AIearlyadopter
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10 Nov 2024
Bendit like Haaland? Huge open goal missed, again.
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15 Jul 2024
Broken
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15 Jul 2024
Good morning to everyone except the Spanish
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14 Jul 2024
Had enough, I’m moving to Norway
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30 Jun 2024
Looking forward to my flight back to Düsseldorf tomorrow
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27 Jun 2024
Must have bought 10 different bottles of water in Germany and failed 9 times out fo 10 to find the still water option. #sprudel 🇩🇪
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25 Jun 2024
We have a friend who can not make the game tomorrow, so we are selling 1 ticket for Portugal v Georgia If you’re interested, please message me Temos um amigo que não pode ir ao jogo de amanhã, por isso estamos vendendo 1 ingresso para Portugal x Geórgia #EURo2024 #portugal
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23 Jun 2024
We still have 1 ticket for Scotland vs Hungary tonight. DM me. Wouldn’t want to waste 1 more Jock watching Scotty McSauce write history
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21 Jun 2024
Like a kid before Christmas #Deutschland24 🚅 @crouchysays @TobyPalmer #EURo2024
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5 Jun 2024
Jeg har fått oppholdstillatelse
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23 May 2024
Dear X, I finished last in a Fantasy Draft League and this thread is my forfeit. This is a formal apology to my comrades, Toby Palmer, Ben Crouch, Nick Cook, Antoine Azemar, Craig Corner, Boyan Delev and Joel Kearns. I write to you this humbling letter, for I have sinned.
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23 May 2024
Lesson 3) Luck is no coincidence. The Head-to-Head format in FPL is ruthless. You can outscore your opponents over the season but finish in last place comfortably. But that is no excuse, know your competitors. I played the fixtures, not my opposition and for that I must repent.
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23 May 2024
I don’t expect any of you to forgive me of my disgraceful performance & I hope this thread receives the exposure it deserves for proper public ridicule. I only ask you to forget, don’t feel sorry for me, or look back on the past. Move on with your lives. With appreciation Will
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