𝘈𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘴 . . . 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘠𝘖𝘜𝘙 𝘣𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘵! editing @joylandpub
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20 Dec 2020
If you write a story in second person, that's gaslighting. "You step into the crowded hallway" No I didn't
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Jun 2
I wish I were in the workforce when brands tweeting like people was cool. I would have had Skechers begging for the sweet release of death
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The polycrisis seems like so much work lol 🤣 Like it’s not awful I just don’t want to personally deal with it lol 🤣 Like how many calendars and spreadsheets are you guys using haha 🤣
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Lots of characters named Faith and Hope...... not enough characters named Dog and Hog
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Almond milk has been a punchline since 1616 (Ben Jonson's "The Devil Is An Ass")
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Substack should employ 10 roving editors, and there’s the threat of one of them being assigned to you at any moment
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(Article I write as the frog next to me is hopping out of the water that's slowly getting warmer) The Disturbing Antisociality of Hopping Out of the Water
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31 Dec 2025
(Yoda stunned into normal speech for once in his life) I love you
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May 26
The left, as we gain power, should be more normal! Polite. Well-groomed. Three kids. Blonde wife. Holding a gun. Registered Republican
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May 26
What Grogu gets up to in his free time is none of our business. He showed up and delivered a great performance, and that’s what matters
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Not sure if my voice is needed here but just wanted to say that Grogu’s never harassed me in all the years I’ve known him and he’s always been really sweet and supportive
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May 8
Whether you're going hard at the gym or getting ready for a night out, you want to play a game.
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7 Aug 2025
They’re dividing me by 3 tomorrow
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The ideal email job salary is 100. The ideal rent is 1. The ideal beverage cost is 3. The ideal boyfriends number is 5
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