Joined September 2023
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i hope the next global trend will be empathy and critical thinking.
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Jun 3
how women look at you when you give them a realistic thoughtful solution to a very average problem in their life
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Looking back at this, if I’m hojlund my head would’ve been on mars
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Happy 3 day anniversary to all those celebrating❤️
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 greatest day in FT history bro
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repost if you think Bruno’s 21 assists is bigger than arsenal’s EPL trophy
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🚨 Michael Carrick on fielding a strong team vs Brighton:
🗣️ Reporter:
“There’s nothing left to play for. A lot of people were surprised by such a strong lineup.”
🗣️ Carrick:
“And that mentality right there is exactly why some clubs never become elite. What do you mean there’s nothing to play for?
This is Manchester United. Since when did we start celebrating third place like it’s a trophy? If I can score 10 against Brighton, I will. Happily.
Not because I hate them… but because we don’t relax here.
Even at 3-0, you go for the fourth. Then the fifth. Then the sixth. We’ve picked up the most points in the league since I took charge… and I don’t plan on dropping that standard. Next season, people will understand what we’re building.”
Community note
Michael Carrick did not say this; it is satire from an account whose bio reads "Football fiction & satire only | Pure banter for laughs | Don’t believe a word." x.com/ChinoUTD youtube.com/watch?v=LJKVRJ…
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May 20
💜💙🏆 OFFICIAL: Aston Villa win the Europa League!
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“He’s finally figuring out his golf swing, make sure it rains the rest of the week”
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May 16
Thanks mum, you're pushing 40 and saying the hard r in jackbox
What are we doing
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Elliot Anderson on IG, we see you.. 👀
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May 15
🚨🎙️ | Kobbie Mainoo on who he wanted to be when he was a kid:
"Rooney. Everyone loves Rooney. There was also Rashy [Rashford]." 🥹❤️
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May 16
🚨 Michael Carrick’s new deal at Man United will be valid until June 2028 plus option until June 2029.
He’s staying and signing new contract at the club. Confirmed. 🔐
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May 6
“but what are the goblins even powering” my machines dude. and before u ask yes the goblins are free to leave but even when they take a break for a bit they always come back. i let them collect rewards quicker the first week back too. they love that shit
May 6
my castle is powered by 8 thousand goblins in the basement. they run on little wheels for me and i convert the rotation into energy. i dont even make them do it i just made it into a game for them. theres a leaderboard and a battlepass and everything, the goblins go nuts for it
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Trump rips $1,000 World Cup ticket prices, tells The Post: 'I wouldn't pay it either, to be honest' trib.al/E63apaL
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