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Joined February 2009
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Walter Masterson retweeted
SpaceX just went public. Elon Musk is using your retirement savings to become the world’s first trillionaire.
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Q-Anon is never going to STFU about this.
71 children from an Orthodox Jewish school have been rescued from underground tunnels connected to a sewer system in New York.
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He moved his HQ to Miami years ago. Don’t let the door hit you Ken.
Ken Griffin doubles down on Miami with expanded development plans after Zohran Mamdani feud trib.al/RbD4HHv
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I’m not the smartest person, but at least I don’t think Elon is taking me with him to Mars.
So happy for Elon and SpaceX for making this happen. They will get us to the moon, mars, and beyond.
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As a born and raised New Yorker this is embarrassing. Chuds are going to see this and call for Trump to send in the IceDF.

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It’s because he wasn’t fucking there this time.
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The Democrat Party created slavery. And that is why as a proud Republican, I keep the Confederate flag on my pickup truck.
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Walter Masterson retweeted
Every election: 'The fraud is everywhere!' Every courtroom: 'Do you have evidence?' MAGA: 'No, but we're very upset.'
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Walter Masterson retweeted
They got her age wrong but she is clearly alive and voting. She’s 86 years old, she could have easily voted in 51 elections. This is not evidence of fraud but it is evidence Nick Shirley is an idiot.
🚨 Meet Doris, she lives in California and is registered as a 126 year old who has voted in 51 elections and has NO IDEA. California’s voting system is so corrupt that by simply knocking on the door of the “126 year old” proves election fraud. EXPOSE IT ALL.
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It’s never “let’s fund mental health and build more housing” It’s always “let’s pre-emptively arrest people that haven’t violated the law”
Walk over to the Port Authority. If Penn Station is the day room in a psych ward, the Port Authority is the ICU. A weekly sweep of those two locations alone would change the tenor of midtown significantly. Leaving these people on the street does not help them.
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Claire’s campaign having money is hilarious to me. We are all here for the love.
Many of these people are paid to canvas, fyi.
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Walter Masterson retweeted
“Jews are not safe in New York” Jews in New York:

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Ah yes, the dead bodies don’t count if no one calls the police😂
This is Stalin level propaganda, no one feels safe and no one is reporting crime because they don’t feel the police will do anything about it.
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Walter Masterson retweeted
California just held an election with paper ballots, signature verification, audits, bipartisan oversight, and public vote counting procedures. You don’t get to yell “fraud” every time voters make a choice you don’t like. Take the whiny little b*tch act somewhere else. We’re not buying that bullshit in this state!
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Walter Masterson retweeted
Ossoff: Last September, the President of Kazakhstan calls Donald Trump and says he wants to grant tungsten mining rights to an American company. And the very next month, Eric and Don Jr. get a stake in the American company pursuing the mining deal. Six days later, six days after Prince Eric and Prince Don get their stake, Kazakhstan announces this company will get, “The largest known undeveloped tungsten resource in the world.” A few more weeks go by, and then the U.S. government, run by their father, sets aside 1.6 billion of your tax dollars to fund and finance their mining project. In Kazakhstan. All this while you pay more for gas, for groceries, for health care, and that's just the tip of the iceberg.
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Yes!!!! Donate ALL of your money to Nick Shirley or you’re not a real patriot.
This is one American who genuinely needs our support. It’s appalling that we don’t have an army of investigators doing what he’s doing single-handedly, but citizen warriors have always saved this country, while our government does what governments do. Nothing. Donate!
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Walter Masterson retweeted
Replying to @LightOnLiberty
🚨 🤔🤮🖕Debunked: Recycled 2023 clip about ONE local 2020 fraud case. San Joaquin Sheriff Patrick Withrow was discussing Shakir Khan, a Lodi councilman who pled no contest to election fraud (falsely registering ~70 voters via his email/phone/address, stashing 41 ballots). Khan won by 282 votes, resigned, and was sentenced to 3 years jail in March 2026. Sheriff himself: “This investigation has only uncovered criminal activity in our county here, in a local election… no impact on any state or federal elections.” CA requires U.S. citizenship oath under penalty of perjury. This was one bad actor (not “illegals”) abusing the system — and it was caught & prosecuted. Not statewide rigging. Facts over fear.
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Walter Masterson retweeted
Imagine spending months claiming you’re going to make government more efficient… …only to get outperformed by a democratic socialist mayor. @ZohranKMamdani
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