are you... Warped? being more awesome since 1994. run by @Cryo

Joined March 2007
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20 Aug 2025
Maintenance is exceeding the window I had allocated. This is affecting most of our services.
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11 Jan 2025
30. Years. Ago.
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1 Jan 2025
2025 is our 30th anniversary. Thank you to those who have hosted their websites with us throughout the decades. We continue to provide the most amazing Warped services.
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16 Nov 2024
X blows
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21 Nov 2023
Whoopsie. After editing one of our reminder scripts, it decided to go ahead and run and well, now you have 2 mails from us that is early.
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13 Aug 2023
I have the Headband of Intellect. All others are counterfeit.
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24 Jul 2023
Upgrade maintenance... of course there will be issues when php is involved.
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24 Jul 2023
To quote Douglas Adams: "We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem." Upgrade complete. Use helpdesk for problems you can't cope with.
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15 Jan 2023
Still are.
15 Jan 2023
Replying to @sevanjaniyan
It is. Have you previously been warped?
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Warped, Inc. retweeted
15 Jan 2023
Replying to @sevanjaniyan
It is. Have you previously been warped?
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22 Jan 2022
All services are running normally. Submit a helpdesk ticket if you notice something unusual.
22 Jan 2022
We are checking for any issues.
20 Jan 2022
FYI Warped people: We are one of the customers that will be taking this trip, so we are expecting an extended downtime from Friday at 20:00 Eastern until Saturday 20:00 or sooner.
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17 Nov 2021
Post maintenance issues seems to revolve around he PHP and MySQL update. Some customers are reporting database connection issues. We are looking into it.
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1 Nov 2021
Replacing old drives in the charlotte server before bad things happen. Web and mail services will be down until I’m done.
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1 Nov 2021
Drives have been copied. Waiting for them to be swapped and powered back up. Fingers crossed.
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1 Nov 2021
New drives are online and appear to be working. Running tests and bringing the VMs online. Thanks to @quickpacket for the fast turnaround.
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9 Aug 2021
Converting all domains to https
23 Dec 2020
Annual housekeeping for accounts finished. There were quite a few out on ice for nonpayment. We have been really lenient on late payments due to COVID, but we have to pay the bills too. If you’re affected, you can use the help desk to open a ticket and we can defrost it.
12 Feb 2020
Maintenance is over. Should you have issues with your sites, please open a helpdesk ticket.