professional hololive fan, Australian SSBM Captain Falcon player, KGLW fan, 21 years survived, going on 22. wormtwt. priv: @watamehead

Joined April 2022
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we crucified Jesus too. Sometimes you only realize the beauty of something when itโ€™s gone.
I feel like what has happened in melee to me lately is a manifestation of problems that have existed for a long time. I don't expect this to change anything. I wrote it for closure so I could move on knowing I did everything I could and to say goodbye. docs.google.com/document/d/1โ€ฆ
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every TO I have ever met is a strong and ardent soldier for better recording and reporting via the USB system. I literally canโ€™t conceptualize of a reason that itโ€™s actively BAD, at worst itโ€™s surely just nothing burger right?? This reads like pure interaction bait LOL
I will never stop being anti-Slippi recordings having every set played on record is just bad imo. Also consistenly slows down brackets and is generally an inconvenience.
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Cant tell if it was walt or radar but one of these two has to button it the fuck up and stop misgendering every nonbinary person that steps foot on stream
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hey girl, is your name genesis? cuz id love to sher a dinner with you. then bo your back out ๐Ÿ‘…โ€ผ๏ธ
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i move different to everyone else. when i hate, i hate for real. id block a bitch on slippi ranked. nobody understands what itโ€™s like to be a gold 3 chudโ€ฆ this smash bros shit serious get ready to DIE behind it
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bare minimum activity if you donโ€™t do it you can kindly never speak to me again ๐Ÿฉท
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I'm gonna send you to the frown emporium where they sell sadness at a bargain
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nipple spike? *starts drooling*
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Both definitive all-timers. There's no loser. That said, Prey is the culmination of everything Arkane believed in and taught us about immersive sims. Dishonored arguably had better world-building and atmosphere, but Prey is an unmatched systems sandbox.
Which game is better for you and why? Prey or Dishonored
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this post is fucking sending me. the notorious hacker โ€˜4chanโ€™ invented fwiw. sure whatever everyone is racist I guess
What leads me to believe she is lying is the second fucking word being another 4chan phrase, of which the F and I might also slurs knowing how the bastards on the site refuse to behave like normal people.
Community note
FWIW stands for "for what it's worth" and originated in 1980s Usenet posts, long before 4chan's 2003 founding; the screenshot shows a 2021 joke inventing a fake meaning. en.wiktionary.org/wiki/FWIW en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Talk:FWIW en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4chan
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A professor at Harvard walked into his classroom holding a fresh hot Hamburger. He asked to the class, "who among you would say that this famous sandwich constitutes an Unhealthy dinner?" the students laughed nervously, and every student put up their hands in agreement,
Whatโ€™s this logic ๐Ÿ˜ญ?
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what happens when @XP2Kay doesnt hit the scuba
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Iโ€™ve come to the conclusion that everyone in aus melee is awesome if I talk shit about u I probably didnโ€™t mean it
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I just really donโ€™t understand people like this. We have incredible and creative modern day ICs gameplay from players like Bekvin, SluG, Nicki, DarkGenex, and Lop, and youโ€™re telling me you really miss watching Sharkz play? You canโ€™t be for real man
The Melee wobbling ban was one of the most dishonest rule changes ever. How many majors did ICโ€™s win in the 2010โ€™s when it was legal? Zero. But top players complained, and got their way thanks to top player privilege. Wobbling ICs lose most top tier MUโ€™s, but got nerfed anyway
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67 combo #67
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For non-edm fans this is like if god and jesus collabed on a song together and debuted it at the last supper
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Nathan Sandwich tells Aerius "Joe will upsmash you once this game, and the upsmash will be a surprise" Aerius thinks "If he hasn't upsmashed me after 7:59, then it has to be the last second, so it wouldn't be a surprise. Therefore it can't be the last second. But if it can't
thereโ€™s a great joke that goes something like A judge tells a condemned prisoner, โ€œYou will be executed at noon on one day next week, and the execution will be a surprise.โ€ The prisoner reasons: โ€œIf Iโ€™m still alive by Friday morning, then it has to be Friday, so it wouldnโ€™t be a surprise. Therefore it canโ€™t be Friday. But if it canโ€™t be Friday, then if Iโ€™m still alive by Thursday morning, it has to be Thursday, so that wouldnโ€™t be a surprise either. Therefore it canโ€™t be Thursday. And by the same reasoning, it canโ€™t be Wednesday, Tuesday, or Monday.โ€ So the prisoner concludes the execution cannot happen at all. Then the guards come Wednesday, and execute him. He is, in fact, surprised.
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Joey Valence & Brae performing in my city in a week but im broke as hell, should I just cop the cost anyway? fucked dilemma, music or groceries
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16 days and 4,000 kilometers later we crossed China. We ate like people in China, smoked like people in China, and spoke like absolute idiots never before seen in China. This trip was harder than last years. Getting sick, navigating the magical 207, and failing to say the word hotel every night all the while referring to myself as โ€œp*ssy burgerโ€ took its toll Iโ€™m lucky to be able to do this cat line with Michael. Itโ€™s not easy to find someone you can spend everyday and every night without some tensions brewing- but I could hangout with that dude everyday until I die and never get sick of him. A big thank you to my crew who are the only reason anyone was able to follow our journey and turn the hours of chaos into an actual series. Editors, translators, producers, fixers, assistants, designers, a dude named Li, and many more people are the reason tip2tip exists. A special thanks to Cam, Dan, Alicia, Dave, Lucky, and Zhang Wei who followed us in an RV for 16 days <3 Finally, shoutout everyone in China the people there were unforgettably nice to two white colored foreigners riding motorcycles across China ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ˜„โœŠ
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