ALT Rosco, face stretched horizontally, labelled "WIDESCREEN ROSCO"

ALT PANEL 1 Razzlynella makes her coffin comfortable. Razzlynella: Y'know, Razzlynette, there's enough room in this coffin for both of us~ PANEL 2 Razzlynette looks on in excitement, while the other three goobers stare. Razzlynette: Ooh~! I'm coming, dear~! PANEL 3 Razzlynette gets in the coffin with Razzlynella. Razzlynette: Thank you for your help! Razzlynella and I will handle things from here, so you three can just head on out, alright? PANEL 4 Razzlynette and Razzlynella slam the coffin door shut. PANEL 5 The other three goobers look on in confusion. Georgetta: What do you think they're gonna do in there? Rosco: Is that a rhetorical question? 'Cause the answer seems pretty obvious. PANEL 6 Razzlyn walks Rosco and Georgetta out of the graveyard. Razzlyn: I think it is for the best that we do not disturb the dead.

ALT PANEL 1 Establishing shot of It's Convenient!, which Rosco is visiting for his task. Rosco (offscreen): Alright, Ziggy! You know the drill! Gimme all your blood! PANEL 2 Ziggy (dressed as Seymour from Little Shop of Horrors) rolls up zir sleeve. Ziggy: Really? First the plant, and now you? *sigh* Just make it quick. PANEL 3 Rosco clarifies. Rosco: Oh, no, no. This time I just need fake blood, y'know, for Halloween. PANEL 4 Ziggy is confused why Rosco thinks ze'd have fake blood. Ziggy: Rosco, this is a convenience store. All we sell are snacks, beverages, cigarettes, lottery tickets, and magazines that would make your mom cry... and big bags of ice... and charcoal... and some other things. No fake blood, though. Rosco is outraged. Rosco: Ziggy, that is quitters' talk! PANEL 5 Rosco holds up a bottle of red Gatorade. Rosco: I bet I could make convincing fake blood out of, say, a bottle of red Gatorade! PANEL 6 Ziggy resigns. Ziggy: Live your dream, Rosco. Live your dream.