🏎️ animal science major, 44 16 fan as job 🔞 I am Dr. Robby’s bitch stupid wife
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i’m crying
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i get why college students drop out to make furry porn now
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it’s lavender and mugwort before anyone thinks i do drugs🫶
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no championship, no wins this season, stuck in midfield and on top of it we stole his best editor ik oscar is pissed
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hello i'm a white guy who's never been told no my entire life and this is my indie adult animated sitcom inspired by smiling friends and seinfeld
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Apenas tire minha calcinha e me coma
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o bigby falando que é “big and bad” me faz sentir coisas
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my sweet telltale girls that are constantly vilified and ridiculed for not being the “perfect” abuse victim in order to uplift a man
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this is how it feels defending snow white twau
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first win in 50 years and they immediately put ur ex in front of you
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I said "lowkirkenuinely" at the register to my wife and a clerk nearby nearly broke his neck to look at me like this
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never beating the bigby wolf allegations
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went to dunkin and the drive thru person said “that’ll be 11 million dollars” and i said “oh no!” and she said “i’m just playin it’s $11.99” and man. she got my ass. what a great bit
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trying to act all nonchalant then pulls out the exact number of days fake idgafer
"i love you"
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“I lived 54,554 days before I met Louis de Pointe du Lac.”
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#tvlspoilers
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RIP Freud. You would’ve loved how people identify as Boy Moms and Girl Dads but rarely as Girl Moms or Boy Dads
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hamilton: thank you guys! the win is ours!
alex albon subplot:
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Wayne Enterprises would like to thank The Batman for his continued confidence in Gotham-made technology.
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RT @lesbiancarlos: the most misogynistic person you know thinks snow was the one in the wrong in this scene
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Jun 14
WE ARE NOT GETTING AN ANTONELLI WIN🙏
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not to get real on you but if you ever think you can't change anything on your own (in regards to whatever); that one singular fan yelling "remember who you are" to one of the greatest athletes of our time genuinely woke him up from all that self doubt and anxiety 🥲
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