Great Tips For Fast Webs

Joined November 2013
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Debounce? Pshh… Try our new jQuery plugin: DoubleDribble.js $.dbldrbl = function(fn, n){ return function() { while(n--){ fn() } } }
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TTFJ Time To First Jank
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Sure, animated gifs might be larger than video, but they're also more battery/cpu intensive and lower quality.
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Fast By Association™ Load iframes of fast websites into the body of your website, and people will associate your site with the fast ones.
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* { will-change: contents; }
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Roses are slow. Violets are slow. Sorry this is a day late. 408 Request Timeout.
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Speed. Not even once.
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Dear DMV, have you considered React?
Enable SSLv3 exclusively on your app so you can still have a green lock, but browsers have an easier time reading the plain text.
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y do they call it SPDY
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`gzip --best` is kind of subjective.
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Jank early, jank often.
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Save expensive computations for when the user isn't engaging with application, like during a scroll or primary content load.
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Set element.viscosity to below 0.5 for faster reflows.
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server { listen 443; rewrite ^ http://$server_name$request_uri?; } https take *so* *long*. Simply redirect it to http.
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Use the new ServiceWorkers to add a small amount of latency to each request. This shows users that the servers are "really working hard."
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Remove the 'skip intro' link on your homepage to save precious bytes across the wire.
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The root URL of your app should allow you to select the minified or unminified version so the user can choose between speed and verbosity.
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More like Content Delivery Net-DOESNT-work, amirite?!
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