Growing up I never had a hot teacher who I wished would've molested me. This is one of many crucial formative experiences of which I have been deprived.
Boomers are filled with lead, which is the Saturnian metal. This is why they hate the younger generations and are willing to sacrifice their futures for their own.
One of these days I'm gonna discover a knob on my audio interference that controls how good your song sounds, and I'll find out that it's been cranked all the way down this whole time.