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Iโ€™m speed running to 2000 followers
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Lizard People are incharge
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Almost to 1,000 followers, ask somebody
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Itโ€™s time we start talking about Lizard People, because they just made one of them Trillionaire
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Itโ€™s gonna be funny when $SPCX price drops and @elonmusk is no longer in the 4 comma club

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Congrats to those who saw SpaceX like a memecoin and bought at $136 and sold above $170. Down it goes ๐Ÿ“‰
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There is nothing more retarded than the people on Twitter
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Unsurprisingly Twitter is a @elonmusk dick sucking contest today
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With the SpaceX IPO @elonmusk is the first person to surpass J.D. Rockefeller as the richest private citizen ever. However, adjusted for over 100 years of inflation, Rockefeller earned about $2 billion per year in real income. Musk earns nothing. What a difference a bubble makes.
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Capitalism sucks
Elon will pledge SpaceX shares for a loan instead of selling them. Zero taxes on borrowed money. This is how trillionares stay trillionares.
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Pretty Much
RUMOR: Trump ended the U.S.-Iran war to make room for liquidity ahead of the $SPCX IPO. ๐Ÿ‘€
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Yup
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hey! just checking in to make sure you're using the new model safely
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JUST IN: Iran says it will not surrender control of the Strait of Hormuz in any deal with the US
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Get happy not rich, you are already beating Elon if you touched grass this week
if elon can make a trillion you can prolly make like a billion or something he aint that smart
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How much would you pay for @OnlyFans to see Kai Trump fuck her Step Daddy?
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if bitcoin breaks through $64k it has a real chance of going to $65k.
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