may be unhinged but at least I’m funny. literally will not shut up about chloe kelly. the kids are alright. @lucey_footy ✍️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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Jun 13
As someone who was a teenager in the 2010s it’s so fucking wild that these two are dating 😭😭😭😭
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Jun 13
Caz Weir to AWFC can still happen if Mike Pence has the courage
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Jun 13
Man Bridge to Terabithia still hits me after all these years
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Jun 12
having my monthly scroll through my bookmarks to watch this goal again
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Jun 12
Cada vez que tiran un lateral directo al área pienso en ella
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Jun 12
This time tmr I’ll be binging Dare Me with a cold beer in hand wow, highlight of my month and it hasn’t even happened yet
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Jun 12
I literally do not remember a thing about Tzolis from his time at Norwich if anyone was wondering. He was an obviously talented young player but it was a bad time for Norwich City, not the best environment for a young player to grow. Just didn’t work out to everyone’s regret
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Jun 12
Also really good to see Jess Carter get recognised, we never would’ve gotten as far as we did at the last euros or the WWC without her. One of the best 1v1 defenders in the business
Jun 12
Congrats to our six #Lionesses on being awarded an MBE for their services to football! 👏
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Chloe Kelly MBE
Michelle Agyemang MBE
Alessia Russo MBE
Wow 😮💨
Jun 12
Congrats to our six #Lionesses on being awarded an MBE for their services to football! 👏
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Jun 12
Tz-Tzolis? The same Tzolis who played for Norwich? What kind of crossover is this lmao
Jun 12
🚨 Arsenal exploring deal to sign Christos Tzolis from Club Brugge. 24yo left-sided winger expected to be gettable for ~€40m. Move for Greece international does not impact #AFC interest in Morgan Rogers or other options to strengthen attack @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7355040…
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Jun 12
MY ESSAYS ARE DONE IM FUCKING FREE WOW DIDNT THINK I COULD DO IT BUT I SOMEHOW PULLED IT OFF NEXT UP DISSERTATION
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Jun 12
No library crush???? On deadline day???? This is a travesty @/library gods
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Jun 12
@/weetabix I’m on my knees
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Jun 12
Bring back 22 episode seasons!!!!
Jun 11
The worst thing streaming services did was convince people that 8 episodes is a full season.
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