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Jan 14
We've gone from The Dunk: Where ranked teams go to Die to The Amp: Where mediocre teams come to boost their analytics #pcbb
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31 Dec 2025
If a Chinese place is still taking orders on the 31st you probably don't want to eat there
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22 Dec 2025
That was more Pass Interference than any Pass interference thats ever been called
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27 Jan 2025
Why is Josh Allen so bad at sneaks?? Whys he jumping 3 feet backwards first?
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26 Jan 2025
Washington watched The Ravens last week and decided to copy their "inexplicable fumbles" strategy
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6 Oct 2024
The last 2 minutes of this Pats-Dolphins should be put in the Hall of Fame.
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10 Sep 2023
If Mac Jones didn't suck then Bourne walks into the endzone there. But alas....
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4 Jul 2023
Anybody serving mashed potatoes at a 4th of July cookout belongs in jail.
4 Jul 2023
July 4th Cookout food tier
Something may be lower/higher than you think because of its place at a summer cookout and not because it is bad 💫
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