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17 May 2016
Eventually you stop shaving the yak and just become one with it
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20 Jun 2025
Each new day working with Agents to work on software projects is full of surprises. Sometimes, the good kind. Often times, though it's got me feeling more like this: youtube.com/watch?v=6jE0iseY…
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20 Jun 2025
Today's fun brought to you by repeatedly telling the Agent to *not* refactor every single API client and instead only refactor the one API client I specified.
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27 Feb 2025
Every time I walk into a codebase full of 4736 service “objects” that are just modules with a call method

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27 Feb 2025
You can write POROs in app/models. It’s totally allowed. You can model a domain without every model being an ActiveRecord model. You don’t have to make verb module soup.

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24 Dec 2024
Never has anything tripped the urge to be a BOFH and drop a line like “a lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine” as the request for a meeting for Boxing Day during my time off

ALT Music Festival No GIF by Cosmic Accents

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15 Dec 2024
1. Dudes rock 2. Hell yeah, brother
FOOTBALL GUY ‼️
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For reasons, my music listening is split across Spotify and Apple Music, but I’m getting a kick out of how different they are because of my bimodal usage
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I don’t think I’ll ever do better than this Spotify Wrap highlight from the other year though 😂
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Will Farrington retweeted
if you’re in bed stay in bed
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Will Farrington retweeted
DeKalb County says it's now 7 polling places currently evacuated because of bomb threats in the last hour of voting. County CEO says those voters will get to vote. @GaSecofState said earlier threats in Cobb & Fulton were likely Russian. We expect an SOS update soon
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22 Oct 2024
I can’t decide if it’s just older and grumpier, or if attention spans have really changed, but the amount of times I get a response to the first half of my question (and ignoring the important qualifiers in the second half) in different settings is mind-boggling.
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Will Farrington retweeted
13 Oct 2024
Telling people with kids how many movies I’ve watched this year
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12 Oct 2024
He got that broth money
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11 Oct 2024
sake from a juice box goes crazy
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25 Sep 2024
After a couple weeks in front end land, I feel like I’m starting to develop some intuition around flexbox and grid, which feels a bit like finding out you’ve been bitten by a werewolf in the existential dread department
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25 Sep 2024
“I sure wish I understood this stuff better”

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25 Sep 2024
my new personality is getting moo deng pilled
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13 Sep 2024
Folks do enjoy telling on themselves when talking about the content the algorithm shows them (on X, TikTok, YouTube, whatever), but somehow I’ve managed to cultivate a feed that’s mostly just pictures of animals and people dunking on British food so it can be done folks
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