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Haley Whipjack retweeted
May 30
i read the image before i read the caption and went "how stupid does your audience have to be for you think including a disclaimer like that is necessary" and then i read the caption...
May 28
how do you write a whole book around a concept you supposedly don’t condone’… let’s be serious 😑
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Haley Whipjack retweeted
May 18
“i hope u die” is basic. its boring. “i hope you develop a really embarrassing pavlovian emotional response to a harry styles song” is real. its terrifying. it happened to me
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so basically dean and cas surrendered to chuck and their universe along with their 12 years of relationship are now completely erased and they got reincarnated in an ao3 fic where... *check notes* they aren't even destiel but jenmish
May 14
can y’all explain to me in supernatural terms what happened in good omens??
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May 13
sometimes you’ve got red hair for six years cause you love a fictional red haired man so much. and then his show is so so so so mean to him.
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May 13
I’m gonna rewatch project Hail Mary. Project Hail Mary won’t hurt me and erase my favorite characters from existence. Project Hail Mary has fun rocks and cohesive themes, too
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"your favourite ship will never become canon." is boring. it's expected. "your favourite ship will become canon in a shitty adapation where everything is wrong and the characters are wrong and it's all WRONG." is scary. it's unusual. it's happening to me rn please save me
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Haley Whipjack retweeted
May 13
if i had a nickel for every show with a gay fanbase that ended with a horrible “old married couple” fantasy fanservice ending that rubbed everyone the wrong way id have three nickels but its weird it happened three times
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Haley Whipjack retweeted
May 8
Same person who did the northern gentle parenting post
the Tumblr post that's like "you know who's not woke or gay or a woman? your sister Asha." is one of the best things that ever came out of asoiaf
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Haley Whipjack retweeted
I love how rocky felt the need to make it clear that "all" was PLURAL just to accentuate how bad grace's piloting skills were, pure banter right there
It’s the fact that Rocky, Grace and Mary all pretend to be dead😭😭they’re so annoying
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Haley Whipjack retweeted
Apr 21
at the end of the movie, rocky says "i ask adrian" but the sentence is pretty short, so either eridians have nicknames or rocky was just making the names longer to fuck with grace
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Haley Whipjack retweeted
Apr 16
personally i dont find tasha's laughter hideous at all. i think all women are beautiful
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Haley Whipjack retweeted
Apr 16
That Cersei/Baelor post wont leave my head, someone should give Baelor an evil wife so he can have some fun in his life, preferably she should inexplicably have a transatlantic accent and want to send Maekars children to boarding school
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Haley Whipjack retweeted
Apr 15
yeah im one of the swamp enemies. got my club got my poison damage. fucking love mud dude. its the swamp
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Haley Whipjack retweeted
Apr 15
LAST BATCH LAST BATCH I never thought I’d see the day! The Targ tree is done!!
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Haley Whipjack retweeted
Apr 15
i've decided i like this concept because it is very very very funny to imagine HOW VERY HAPPY cersei would be and how enriching it would be for her to be constantly trying to whisper evil sinister things into baelor's ear only for him to look exasperatedly at her
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Apr 14
stuck on the side of the road in a tornado warning, and this is the view. please ensure my obituary is written like a creepypasta
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Haley Whipjack retweeted
Apr 3
It's like Alan Cumming has announced she was murdered overnight by the Traitors
Pam Bondi’s portrait has already been taken off the Justice Department walls and dumped in the trash, in photo obtained by MS Now.
(ms.now/news/pam-bondis-portr…)
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