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24 Mar 2016
A moment of quiet gratitude for the people patient enough to get me to where I am today. God be a flower budding from a weedy yard.
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14 Nov 2023
@rubyconf Attending but I get "Please use an email address from an approved domain to join this workspace without an invitation" error when trying to join Slack link
Tried the email address that received welcome guide emails and the one that Eventbrite knows.
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14 Nov 2023
I figured it'll be a zoo during registration tomorrow, so I was hoping to sort this async tonight. Anything else I can try?
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16 May 2023
This is still 100% true. The amount of fear I have for this fictional fox's well-being might be unhealthy.
3 Jan 2021
If the creative team behind Monstress ever kills Kippa, I'll need a couple days to mourn.
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21 Feb 2023
Sorry I'm not really here this morning yet. I haven't had my daily dose of Kelela's "Raven" blending in "Bruises" this morning.
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24 Dec 2022
i highly recommend cooking date meals for solo eating sometimes. i feel paaaampered.
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14 Nov 2022
I was never in favor of praying for the confidence of a mediocre white man. I knew what sort of chaos that would bring.
I thought I did. This run of Twitter management is something else.
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11 Nov 2022
Man that exchange on "curtains" where smino is just talkin with his elder put me in tears.
"This boy, and excuse me for calling you boy —"
"—forever"
"He got that aura about him that he can take people places."
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11 Nov 2022
This man said "entreprenigga entreprenigga i did it all on my own" and it's not even the best thing on the album. Mad luv 4 Luv 4 Rent man
24 Oct 2022
Might mess around and reengage my relationship with subtext. More intentional, but allowed. Willingly clarified subtext.
No. This tweet is not subtext.
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19 Oct 2022
Reading ancient texts is amazing because you'll come across the most stunning brag bars anywhere.
"There are nine types of abyss. I have show him three. Try bringing him again."
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14 Sep 2022
What has the pandemic done to my fashion sense? I would absolutely rock this fit Bob has on.
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8 Sep 2022
I thought to myself "how is memph bleek? Is he still a millionaire?"
And i guess he must be, cuz if im honest i can't sing your praises if you promised on wax to keep me laced and reneged.
26 Aug 2022
Been told niggas 25yrs ago HOV DID‼️💪🏾🙌🏾💪🏾
7 Sep 2022
🎶 I apologize/ me an' my coworkers been busy 🎶
7 Sep 2022
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7 Sep 2022
This got too far off the meter of the song... I absolutely don't apologize for any of this.
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12 Jul 2022
Man, say what you will (especially about the seduction dance), but this man is in an empty club having an amazing time. Commendable and admirable behavior.
11 Jul 2022
Her : “you better not be out there entertaining them hoes”.
Me :
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10 Jun 2022
People in America believe you shouldn't use soap with cast iron because the lye in soaps would eat the seasoning.
Lye hasn't been in dish soap popularly for something like 50 years.
(This is a tweet about the legacy of racism).
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1 Jun 2022
I don't often think of famous people's hypothetical grudges, but Usher must still be tight that Ginuwine got the chorus on "I Need A Girl pt 2"
25 May 2022
How's home nesting? I saw hella cobwebs in my window and made a feather duster by wrapping a paper towel around a chopstick.
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23 Apr 2022
my bad. I was trying to share knowledge, but i just ended up sharing anxiety.
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30 Mar 2022
Coworker A: appears on camera holding toddler
Me: *disappears for 2 seconds, reappearing with a fox hand-puppet*
Coworker B: Why do you have a fox?
Me: Why does anyone have joy? We don't explain these things.
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