A flawed woman stitched together with good intentions, wine, and coffee.
Joined October 2016
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22 Oct 2024
That’s my daughter reminding y’all to get out and vote!
See this Instagram video by @uistudentlife instagram.com/reel/DBHdH1MRR…
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14 Aug 2024
Don’t threaten me with a good time, turtle boy.
13 Aug 2024
Mitch McConnell told a crowd of lawmakers in Louisville, Kentucky, that a Harris administration would spell certain doom for the Republican Party.
From @EllieHotel_ing: trib.al/hpKcpYh
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9 Aug 2024
Walz reminds me of my husband’s Uncle John. And can’t think of anyone I’d rather vote for than Uncle John.
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10 Apr 2024
It’s almost as if rate hikes don’t cool inflation when the inflation is caused by corporate greed.
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6 Apr 2024
Tell me you failed 3rd grade science without telling me you failed 3rd grade science.
5 Apr 2024
God is sending America strong signs to tell us to repent.
Earthquakes and eclipses and many more things to come.
I pray that our country listens. 🙏
Community note
There are approximately 1700 earthquakes in the US every year, about 4 a day.
statista.com/statistics/263…
Solar eclipses occur approximately every 18 months, and are able to be predicted well in advance.
courthousenews.com/rare-total-sol….
List of future (US) Eclipses are where they can be viewed:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_s…
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4 Apr 2024
I did not have me agreeing with Karl Rove on my bingo card for this week. Or lifetime, for that matter.
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22 Mar 2024
@jewelosco I just did a grocery pickup from your store in Moline & was charged for 20 pounds of apples (I bought 5) & 30 pounds of asparagus (I bought 3) & when I called the store was told “You gotta come back in the mornin cause there ain’t no manager here & I can’t help you.”
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22 Mar 2024
I understand that mistakes happen. But this was a $100 mistake and it isn’t being promptly fixed because you don’t seem to need a store manager at the store when it’s still open. That’s just plain unacceptable. Do better.
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14 Mar 2024
All I’m saying is if you don’t see me for 3 months and my husband gives you a heavily photoshopped picture to prove I’m alive, call @JoshMankiewicz and @DateDateline
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12 Feb 2024
My teen: How do you know this song?
Ma’am. I was your age.
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1 Nov 2023
Had to go to the school nurse and ask for burn cream this afternoon.
A kindergartner looked me dead in my eyes as I was standing before her wearing nothing but black pants and a purple sweater and said, “Is your costume a grandma?”
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24 Aug 2023
Don’t threaten me with a good time!
Ingraham: Ok, here’s what the Democrats’ platform is, ready? Pot, porn, Planned Parenthood
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24 Aug 2023
I cannot overstate how glad I am that my Wi-Fi is down so I can’t even be forced to watch these assholes whine at each other.
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19 Aug 2023
I could not stop reading this article. The harrowing subject matter. The clear indifference at best from law enforcement and DHS. The writing.
@Hannah_Dreyfus this is a masterpiece. One hopes they never have to write, but it needed to be written and you did so beautifully.
19 Aug 2023
"I kept grappling with a foundational question: How could so many adults in the child’s life believe he was being abused and report those concerns to authorities while others who saw the same reports came away believing it wasn’t possible?" propublica.org/article/both-…
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15 Aug 2023
Ok. I was moving my kid into college all day. What did I miss?
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11 Aug 2023
Because of course 2/3 of my toilets are clogged, I need a home inspection, and my car is leaking coolant and overheating 36 hours before I’m supposed to take my oldest to college.
Only me.
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10 Aug 2023
Karen denotes behavior.
If most of that behavior is displayed by white women that’s a thing white women need to reckon with.
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9 Aug 2023
Caregivers at the SeaLife Center feed a walrus pup formula and provide around the clock cuddling after he was rescued on an Alaskan tundra. "Honestly, to have him lean up against you while he’s sleeping is magical," walrus caretaker Hanna Beane says. wapo.st/3ONLNWr
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8 Aug 2023
I mean he’s trying to end every other kind of tourism in his state, so this really isn’t a surprise.
7 Aug 2023
Ron DeSantis: As President I Will “End Abortion Tourism” and Make Sure “Dobbs is Not Overturned” buff.ly/3KqXzU3
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5 Aug 2023
I just burped and the look of judgement on my cat’s face has me genuinely ashamed.
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