Given the opportunity, I would destroy David Schwimmer in a pudding eating contest.
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28 Sep 2022
What if I told you that there's a place called Schrödinger's Bakery where you can have your cake and eat it, too?
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UPDATE: I'm 0-for-12 in my attempts to start the wave in group therapy.
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Kazuo Shiraga Purple King (1996)
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"Oh, my name, it is nothin' / my age, it means less"
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It has suddenly become imperative—but alas, impossible—that I hear William H. Taft's pronunciation of "macadam."
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David Hockney Painting the Pool at the Hollywood Roosevelt (1988)
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Please allow 3-5 business days for me to work up enough courage to eat cold soup in public.
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"Don't make me write poetry about my dead father," she warned.
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3 Jul 2023
When I say that I love 70% of you, I mean that I love water.
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When you need an excuse to get out of bed: It's lilac season.
When you need an excuse to stay in bed: It's not lilac season.
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Quick and dirty grammar lesson: Never fall in love with someone whose name is a gerund.
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I don't want to live in a society where "energy" is sold in five-hour increments.
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Without a doubt, my most formative childhood encounter was walking in on my potty-trained cat crouching on the toilet, mid-release. (I haven’t made direct eye contact with a cat since.)
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Jacobo Borges, Meeting with Red Circle or Circle of Lunatics, 1973
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And now, a gentle reminder that the smell of a freshly mowed lawn is literally the grass screaming.
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I don't think I'll ever be able to talk about my father in the past tense.
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