yum

Joined March 2013
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pretty girl bruce
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making marry me scallops for my 80 yo neighbor lmaoooo
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and jambalaya 4 myself
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his lil nose prints all over the window hejejejeje
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i’ve never been on a bad date. i take pride in my immaculate vibes that rub off on everyone i encounter.
What’s the worst date you’ve ever been on?
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i’m back (threat)
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ate another plum and moaned the entire time. i love it here.
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local produce >>>>>>>>
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this was not an invitation to dm me :(
Replying to @wiIdbuffet
what’s the consensus on best brand of dawg. i used to prefer nathan’s but im hearing good word about ballpark ? anything but reds
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everyone’s eating hot dogs but me and i’m feeling v bratty about it
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what’s the consensus on best brand of dawg. i used to prefer nathan’s but im hearing good word about ballpark ? anything but reds
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someone bring me waffle house i’ll do hand stuff
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(punch you in the throat and steal ur wallet)
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🎢 you’re always biting more than you can cheww 🎢
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killin it
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it’s filet time
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he’s living better than all of us
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i want shakshouka
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