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୭ ˚. cevi 🐋 ᵎᵎˎˊ˗ retweeted
Apr 15
Keith "Pathetic Husband" Kogane-Mclain
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୭ ˚. cevi 🐋 ᵎᵎˎˊ˗ retweeted
Klance, they're even height accurate
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keith always sleeps on the exposed side of the bed, that’s closest to the door, even if there’s little to no risk of an intruder. he’ll protect lance if there ever is
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god forbid a pre-relationship scenario where lance gets a balcony, and keith does not. his ass would be STRESSED! about the security risk. the possibility of lance getting snuck up on, but every attempt to switch would be met with a hard “no! 😾 im not letting you steal my view!”
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lance thinks keith is jealous of his Supes Cool Abode, but keith is about to scale the building and watch him sleep. he’s paranoid
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୭ ˚. cevi 🐋 ᵎᵎˎˊ˗ retweeted
Jun 13
Lance pulling this shit like a show off, having so much fun up there, Hunk hyping him up with screams, Pidge laughing her ass off and filming the whole thing and Shiro laughing and smirking at Keith who is absolutely bricked up at their table lol
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୭ ˚. cevi 🐋 ᵎᵎˎˊ˗ retweeted
Keith would the the type to go around and when he heard ppl call lance blue paladin he corrects them "red paladin."
"What?"
"Lance pilots red now, he's the red paladin get it right"
And lance will be flustered every single time bc no one else really says anything about it
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Jun 14
the best thing about sharing a lion is the fact that lance can wear red paladin merch in an “i have a crush on keith kogane” way, and get away with it, because he also flies the red lion
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Jun 14
he has a bunch of subtle keith merch that could definitely pass for his, and then he has his favorite: a hoodie that says ‘KOGANE’ on the back, that lance keeps hidden in his closet
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Jun 14
meanwhile keith takes silent pleasure every time lance wears one of his red paladin t-shirts. it fuels the possessive side of himself, that rejoices, thinking it’s his (it is)
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Jun 14
lance making keith, an already handsome man, do things that’ll make him even handsomer. like sit on the floor while lance trims his eyebrows, or trade his 2-in-1 shampoo for products that’ll make his mullet fluff
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Jun 14
if he weren’t already head over heels for keith (and he absolutely is), lance would fall victim to his own handiwork. and the smile keith flashes when it gets him all flustered. oh my… 🩵
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Jun 14
lance does all of this and whines, later, about the power keith has over him. as if he didn’t make him stronger. those ‘little things’ he suggested are casting spells on his body and mind
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୭ ˚. cevi 🐋 ᵎᵎˎˊ˗ retweeted
Jun 13
The first time someone refers to Keith as Lance’s husband Keith’s on cloud fucking nine no he’s not the red paladin he’s not Keith Kogane he’s Lances husband and that’s the title that matters
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Jun 13
the mcclains could have an impressive flower garden in their backyard and keith would still spoil lance with bouquets. the only difference is that he’d spend extra, on flowers they don’t have, and may want to propagate
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Jun 13
by the time keith proposes, he’ll have ‘fathered’ a good chunk of lance’s garden. and the petals their flower girl tosses will be descendants of those bouquets
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Jun 13
keith kissing each and every freckle on his sweetheart’s body, and lance giggling and twisting and trying to push him off because the ones on his side are /ticklish/ keith don’t you dare—!
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Jun 13
lance arches his back by accident, in reaction to the sensation, and keith uses it as leverage to slide his hand under the gap and kiss some more
bonus if there's a cluster of freckles on lance’s stomach that’ll shift over the next few weeks, across his pregnant belly
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