For the love of the game.

Joined May 2026
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This debate is over, my friend. See, I've already depicted you as the aborted fetus in the Burger King dumpster and myself as the unbothered crack whore who put it there.
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Left the diaper fetish convention early. Curiously, I was the only one roleplaying as an incontinent, wheelchair bound WWII vet. I'm a freak even amongst freaks.
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Lie and say I beat her.
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What do cheaters say when someone asks how your last relationship ended
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Never had a near death experience. Touch wood. I once felt my cock bend the wrong way while fucking and my life flashed before my eyes. I had to decompress on the hotel balcony and smoke a blunt. Never appreciated the beauty of the sunrise until that morning.
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Jawline check.
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'89 Firebird speeding down the highway. It's almost 2 am but it's still unbearably humid. Got the windows down and I'm struggling to light my cigarette. Cute country girl in the passenger seat. We're passing a handle of vodka back n forth celebrating 6 months clean.
🎸 The Greatest Rock Songs 🎸 πŸ”΄ Position 477: πŸ’Ž Stone Temple Pilots - Sex type thing πŸ“€ Core 🌎 USA πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ - 1992 A blistering opener from their debut album *Core*, "Sex Type Thing" is a raw, aggressive grunge-metal anthem driven by a heavy, plunging guitar riff and Scott Weiland's gritty, snarling vocals. It's loud, dirty, and headbang-worthy, blending '90s alternative edge with hard rock power. The lyrics, sung from a macho aggressor's perspective ("You shouldn't have worn that dress"), sparked controversy; many initially misinterpreted it as promoting sexual violence. Weiland repeatedly clarified it was an *anti-rape statement*, critiquing male entitlement and abuse of power, inspired by real incidents. Despite the misunderstanding (Weiland was frustrated fans moshed to it), the track remains a '90s rock staple; powerful, catchy, and unapologetically intense.
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Broke into her house seeking trophies. Shrouded in darkness. Silent breath. Each step like a Native American on sacred ground. Get in get out. Two days later at the PD reading the report: "victim awakened by the lingering stench of rotten meat sweat." Sniffed out again.
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My gf called and said she needed to see me. I could hear the somber tone in her voice. I thought I'd lighten the mood by walking from my car to her porch like Willy Wonka when he greets the crowd. I even did the somersault. She had just miscarried. Egg on my face.
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Opened my laptop on a packed bus & a video of a BBW blowing out birthday candles w/her ass played so loudly that the windows rattled. I ripped my laptop in half like a strongman with a phonebook & went catatonic until I reached the end of the line & the driver forced me off
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Getting discharged from the hospital for the fourth time this year, trying to play it cool as I'm screaming on the inside "She beats me! Don't you idiots see it? I didn't trip down the fuckin stairs" That night she sits on my chest while I'm asleep and pummels me.
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Clavicular had his wisdom teeth removed just one day after undergoing otoplasty surgery😳
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I once got caught jerking off in class. The bullying got so bad that I had to change schools. Told everyone at the new school that we moved bc our house got destroyed by Hurricane Katrina. They pitied me. It was like a get out of jail free card for beating my shit from then on.
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Detective told me 'he fingered you in the photo line-up' I was like 'oh yeah?! Well, I raped that muthafucka!' Yeah, I might've done some weird shit to him while he was passed out, but it wasn't a confession. I thought they were testing my manhood. Couldn't stand for that.
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Found a small motorcycle patch at the thrift shop and stitched it to the back of my electric wheelchair. I waved at a guy on a Harley, he pointed and laughed then his gf flashed her tits and said, ''you'll never get these, retard" I went home and cried while rubbing into my bed.
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Kinda wish I had about 100 more characters to flesh this one out, but oh well. It's still alright.
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Girl accused guy in our friend group of rape. I threw a dinner party & when he went to sit down, I performatively smashed his chair against the wall & told him he had to stand. My beef wellington was a hit. We played charades and the two of them went home together. Perfect night.
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Maury, my husband makes me have sex 20 hours a day.
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The CIA had a secret project where they dropped 100 severely retarded people on a remote island and left them. After six(!) months, they checked in on them and they had formed a stable, harmonious society and the population had increased threefold. Crazy.
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"I heard animal noises. What's that burning smell? Why's your lip bleeding?" On and on. If it was my kid, I'd tell him "mind your business lil nigga." But it's not, so I have to defer to *her* like some punk.
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After a drunken fall I can see people's worst sins play out in my mind. My boss is a serial rapist. My waitress killed her infant. I must act. I place my finger on the scales of justice by strangling the old lady that cut me off in traffic the other day. The universe thanks me
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I got a little carried away and let out a high-pitched squeal at my stepson's high school graduation. Now half the town thinks I'm some kind of queer. I sense the looks. I hear the whispers. I'm like that chick from The Scarlet Letter, but the huge 'A' on my chest stands for AIDS
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