dropped this bad boy in the work slack, felt like i got a standing ovation

the naming rights for a street in san francisco are being auctioned off. but the top bidders are corporations naming it after themselves. lame! to fight this, we're crowdfunding PEEPEEPOOPOO STREET. less tech billboards in sf, more whimsymaxxing! we only have 4 days to do something really stupid. peepeepoopoostreet.com

me and bro if we were ham

Googleストリートビューに映り込んだみたいになれるパネルを開発しました。

VCs are getting funnier

just landed in SF, where are all the parties w/ no shoes or women that i keep hearing about

i hate having an outdoorsy sister. like wdym ur only reachable on Garmin Messenger for the next 3 days

my friend is single, 24, handsome, jacked, and kind, where should he be on valentine’s day in SF??

after exactly 1000 days, today was my last day at Ramp. will sorely, sorely miss all my coworkers 💔 going to take an extended break while i figure out what’s next. onwards! 🫡

while you are young you have an obligation to destroy your liver and ear drums

we need to bring Woke back asap

People dog on tiktok for nuking attention spans, but academics on the app are constantly birthing exciting new theories, like the taxi cab theory, bird theory, etc.

hear ye, hear ye: PhysicsGraph is in the market for waterloo interns this summer please spread the word. We are looking for AI-first engineers interested in rebuilding the very thing they hate, their classes. In the best city on Earth, Montréal (especially in summer)!

New guy on my team just started a week ago and he’s already unaliving it

I’ve spent enough time in tech company marketing to know how this disastrous, awful tweet was created - someone posts in a marketing slack channel “we should do something related to the snow on Saturday!” - other people immediately pile in with ideas, most of which are terrible - a draft of the post gets workshopped to death by multiple cooks in the kitchen, each iteration worse than the last. “let’s add ‘please be choosy’ at the end and use this inoffensive reaction image!” - by the time the post is greenlit by the social media team, it’s basically nonsensical - they click the “post” button and send the link in the channel. They’re not stupid, they know it’s actually not funny, but maybe they can add the impression count to their performance review packet?

what i subconsciously think when i see these in a bio: ML engineer = real position AI engineer = backend engineer calling AI APIs AI/ML engineer = larping, or student. enthusiastic but def inexperienced

my skin and i are in a hyperpigmentationship