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Joined March 2026
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There are a lot of things in my personal life I have finally let go of and now I'm eating a donut and writing a little story in the sun and buddy it's nice that way. Thanks
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I think everyone went through their own personal psychosis. For instance I got addicted to Xanax for three weeks and spent 10 hours a day live-streaming myself playing Tomb Raider 2 in my kitchen while surviving off of tinned sardines and potatoes. Maybe I’m just like that though
Jun 13
the peak of covid psychosis was when people were convinced that a bo burnham musical comedy special was an important piece of art
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Jun 13
If I don’t give him more rubs he will continue giving me The Stare
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pride month support request! if you would like to help me continue to afford therapy costs (starting intensive EMDR soon! 🧿💖 and would rly like to be able to attend sessions weekly to make more progress), and other Being A Person stuff, that would rule imo 🫂🫂
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Jun 13
Guy got 4 pints in, was like “can I kiss you” then bit my lip so hard I almost cried, told me “you’re a rebound my gf broke up with me,” made me tweet that I was going to marry him, then puked
Jun 1
What’s the worst date you’ve ever been on?
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Jun 10
Best sunrise I ever saw was the morning of my first ever hangover at a house I’d crashed at post-party that was high in the hills of Berkeley CA. Everyone was asleep but me… a stunning and peaceful moment. Second best sunrise was Miami Beach while on ketamine. The end
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Jun 8
Guys what if I moved to either the Rockaways (NYC) or the Outer Sunset (SF) and lived as a recluse and spent all my time walking along the beach. Like would that be so bad.
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Jun 7
Had my first school nightmare post-graduation. No I didn’t make it to the random linguistics class I’d signed up for. Yes I ran into a childhood nemesis. Got locked in the spooky library. And to top it off I wasn’t even at the right fucking school!
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Jun 7
Everyone is arguing on here meanwhile I went and had a delicious milkshake at the beach. Wanted to also argue on here but there wasn't any cell service
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Jun 6
Trying to explain to my crunchy boomer dad that I can’t replace my medium to high dose of lithium for my bipolar disorder with a teaspoon of reishi mushroom powder and some meditation
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Jun 5
What if the straight boyfriend (me) of the bisexual girl is trans (me)
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Jun 4
[On my sixth Lime-a-Rita at the lit party] yeah man if I was Kafka I woulda come back to life and kicked Brod's ass for sharing all my shit like that. like dawg my diaries? you published my literal-ass diaries??? for real??????
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