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Jun 7
did it again
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Jun 3
ballknowers needed — what’s your favorite garden hose nozzle? i want only nozzles that you absolutely ride for, like you will argue with someone if they’re saying anything different than your nozzle
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Jun 1
“the last great american dynasty” came on shuffle earlier and i ran it back about five times in a row
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Jun 1
monday just turned around when i opened up this package
@GuinnessUS
@Art_of_Football
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Jun 1
this is actually nicer than the san francisco room i lived in for six months in 2010
May 31
SF rent so bad rn I’ve got a kid moving into our Harry Potter closet on an air mattress for $1500/month
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Jun 1
this is from a 1919 new york times archive which would be $288,745 worth of jewelry today, a generational nap fumble
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May 31
not sure who needs to hear this but there's a vintage 1980s hawaiian shirt on brooks brothers that can pretty much get you this look instantly
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May 30
they want you to post mirror selfies from your hamster wheel
read this paragraph about five minutes after this quote tweet
we need to coin a new term
when you post a pic from a five star hotel with just enough detail that real ones will clock it
similar to the green zone watch pics (credit to @rfkenmore)
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May 28
yes, i bought one, next question
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May 24
Samson and Delilah by Grateful Dead, 1978
May 24
Samson and Delilah, by Lucas Cranach the Elder, 1528–30 (flipped), 📸 by Jason Miller
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May 24
rare to see someone this in their bag
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May 22
watching the waiter set down a piping hot plate of sizzling fajitas
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May 19
May 19
name one villain that lowkey had a point
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May 20
been carrying this torch for a long time
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shane paid for the pineapple suite, was not given the pineapple suite, and therefore was completely justified in being upset at white lotus management
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