Dude from SoCal currently residing in the North East because I'm terrible at life choices apparently.
Joined July 2009
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Jun 2
. @elonmusk get all this Israeli propaganda off my fucking timeline. I dont want to see these fucking ghouls.
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Feb 19
Nickelodeon commercial rap
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Feb 3
. @Jeep touch screen is fucking garbage. Why can you not just play audio from your phone without having to have the audio app in the foreground? How fucking old is this shit. Whoever designed & whoever approved this should feel bad for making a WORSE product than every competitor
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Feb 1
Every single Right Wing grifter than stood up for these ghouls should be put to the wall for propagandists punishment.
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Will retweeted
Jan 8
Sorry but you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over. Every time your mom neglected you was justified. Sorry. Amy Adams sucked in that movie too, sorry. Nothing you touch ever goes right. You should try some of Elon’s medicine sometime. Sorry.
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29 Nov 2025
. @elonmusk why do you not have an ai blocking ability yet? I don't want slop filling up my timeline constantly. I need a way to block all AI generated content with one click
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2 Aug 2025
We've made a social choice to define you as dead, so please report to your nearest hospital for organ harvesting.
31 Jul 2025
Death is not simply a biological fact, but it's also a social choice. To increase the number of donor organs, we should expand the definition of death.
An op-ed I wrote with Snehal Patel and Deane Smith in the @nytimes today.
nytimes.com/2025/07/30/opini… via @NYTOpinion
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12 Jul 2025
. @elonmusk please stop crying about having no friends for one minute and fix your fucking app.
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8 Jan 2025
.@DoorDash giving an adjusted cost refund is bullshit when the food item becomes worthless when not delivered as ordered. If I order a burger and only get the patty, I want a full refund, not just the cost of cheese and condiments. Fix your policy.
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24 Dec 2024
Buddy got hit by the full combo
24 Dec 2024
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7 Dec 2024
So much for free speech on this app. @elonmusk is a bitch made clown that knows he's coming up.
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2 Dec 2024
Joe pardoning his son is very funny because Trump doesn't give a shit about any of that stuff and will just have his loyal minions go after the Bidens anyways. Biden might want to leave the country.
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29 Aug 2024
Since this community has the SOREST winners ever, I am now going to be the most toxic player. Roping every round and spamming emotes. Apparently this game isn't for relaxing fun. #marvelsnap
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9 Jul 2024
@DoorDash if you have a driver confirm an order, drive to the restaurant, and then cancel the confirmation, they need to be removed from the service. There was no need for them to waste my time and cause my order to get cancelled.
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9 Jul 2024
"Express" delivery doesn't make up for anything when your drivers aren't "express" about anything.
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