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14 Dec 2022
Sums up everything that is wrong with this country. 'Don't worry if you can't afford to heat or eat. Look how lucky you are to be subjugated by this family.' #RoyalFamily #AbolishTheMonarchy
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Jun 13
The kids don't look uncomfortable. They're looking at the plebs with complete loathing. #TroopingOfTheColour ##RoyalFamily
Jun 13
Kate Middleton looking angry and the kids looking completely uncomfortable and confused, getting booed during trooping the colour. If looks could kill. Princess Kate didn't like that.
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Jun 13
Kate Middleton looking angry and the kids looking completely uncomfortable and confused, getting booed during trooping the colour. If looks could kill. Princess Kate didn't like that.

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When Queen Elizabeth died, Prince William left his brother stranded in London and flew and drove Andrew personally to Sandringham. In 2023, Prince William personally drove Andrew the nonce and Kate Middleton to church to try and rehabilitate him. His statement today is nonsense
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Jan 26
#BrooklynBeckham is right. #TomBower House of the Bechand said that the children were constantly pulled out of school for PR stunts. Here's Harper Beckham being pulled out of school for another publicity stunt by the desperate @victoriabeckham and #DavidBeckham . #ItsASham
Jan 26
New week new Beckham family poses. That's all they do. Confirming exactly what Brooklyn said. A fake image and nothing else. Imagine those kids in their 40s still there posing. x.com/favspopculture/status/…
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If you’re accused of being a narcissistic, image-obsessed mother feeding your son to the tabloids for 4 years, maybe don’t immediately prove the point. 🤦🏽‍♀️
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Replying to @TheSun
Read “House of Beckham”-the book they say is all lies yet no lawsuits 🤔 It’ll change your perspective on these money/image hungry fame mongers. Brooklyn was exposed to disturbing things as a child & could have exposed much worse things. A heavy price is being paid now for all.
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I totally changed my mind of them after reading The House of Beckham by Tom Bower. Grim.
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Jan 25
Tom Bower, the author of "The House of Beckham", blames the Beckhams.
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📊 Arne Slot’s Premier League win rate as Liverpool manager when Mohamed Salah doesn’t score is 44% - when he doesn’t score or assist, it’s 31.6%. When Salah scores, it’s 75%. Who is the problem? 😳
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7 Dec 2025
Everyone saying ‘back the club’ last time I checked Arne Slot isn’t the club, he’s a manager who’s led us to our worst run of form in 70 years and if you want that to continue then I genuinely don’t know what planet you’re living on
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26 Nov 2025
His dad is bigger than yours.
Replying to @lowthorperdpne
Do I ? Ooooooooo I’m scared
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23 Oct 2025
This Christian isn't Christianing.
My wife is a Christian and doesn’t want to hear your oppressive Muslim prayer calls, either. If you want to live in a Muslim country, go back to the UK.
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14 Oct 2025
Just watched Buy Now on Netflix and honestly... I feel sick. The amount of waste, the pressure to consume, the way it all feels normal. I’ve never felt more called out by a documentary. I’ll think twice before buying online. #BuyNow #Consumerism #WasteCulture #Netflix
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4 Sep 2025
This is an outstanding take down of #NigelFarage and #ReformUK .
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Nigel Farage looks uncomfortable as Jamie Raskin uses his opening statement to absolutely demolish him
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10 Jul 2025
18% of British people would consider voting for a Jeremy Corbyn led party. Retweet if you vote join and vote for Corbyn led party
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Funny seeing British commentators upset by Trump’s monarchical pretensions when they ignore the same here. #AbolishTheMonarchy #NoKings #NotMyKing
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Never deleting this app 🤣
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Blah blah blah…Hey Fuckface, Canada works just fine as its own country. We rank higher in quality of life, healthcare, education, safety, life expectancy etc than the USA. Maybe focus on fixing your own states you fucking knucklehead.

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14 Jan 2025
It's all orchestrated.
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