future employers, everything i post is fake im a good candidate i swear 😪
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2 Dec 2025
if only pokemon had an anime or something they could’ve borrowed some quick clips from
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i can tell how drunk someone is based on how they tweet about the nba @NYPDTips hire me
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watching my timeline discover that aoc is hot once every 3 months is so interesting like yall didn’t know???
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Jun 13
fortnite went and gave pomni the amazing dickable cervix
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Jun 12
god gave timbaland great ear for production, the ability to visualize and build instrumentals and one of the coolest voices in rap so why does every solo song he makes sound terrible
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Jun 11
BREAKING: Wu-Tang Clan have broken Donald Trump's curse on the Knicks
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that last quarter was probably the best quarter of basketball i’ve ever seen
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reminder to lend jalen brunson your energy for the spirit bomb tonight
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Jun 10
i remember a couple years ago i was talking to this girl who said her ideal society was a nudest colony where nobody owns anything, at the time i was like “what are you even talking about” but in 2026, peeing before i get in the shower, i understand her vision fully
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rare hochul w
*deep breath*
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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when trumps life flashes before his eyes i hope the boos from msg are the loudest in his choir of failures
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Jun 9
THE NEW YORK KNICKS WALK OUT WAS CHILLING
THIS WAS AMAZING MAN 🔥
#AlwaysKnicks
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It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.
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is that...Skylar Spence in the Zohran World Cup PSA?!?
youtube.com/watch?v=cNL4W6SH…
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