A monkey π sitting in a tree π³ smoking a joint when a lizard π¦ walks past. The lizard π¦ looks up and says, "Hey bro, what are you doing?" The monkey says,"smoking a joint bro, come up and join me." So the lizard climps up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is dry and that he is going to get a drink from the river. At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned π π€£ that he leans over too far and falls in. A crocodile π sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to the side. He then asks the lizard, " What's the matter with you, bro!?" The lizard explains that he was up in a the tree π³ smoking a joint with the monkey π and his mouth got dry and he was so wasted that when he went to get a drink from the river he fell in! The inquisitive crocodile π says he has to check this out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree π³ where the monkey is sitting, finishing another joint.
He looks up and says "HEY MONKEY!"
The monkey looks down and says, "OMG! DUUUDE......HOW MUCH WATER DID YOU DRINK?!"