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willnoon @willnoon

I like motorcycles. and drums, I dunno.

Joined December 2008
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willnoon@willnoon
26 Jul 2020
or 3% of the 2020 military budget.
NBC News
@NBCNews
26 Jul 2020
Preventing the next pandemic will cost $22,200,000,000 a year, scientists say. nbcnews.to/30S3wlq
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The wall of death is just line dancing
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Did you eat a frog today?
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I’m not like them. But I can pretend.
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“To meet a writer is, usually, to be disappointed.”
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Crop top chain mail
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I probably have hantavirus from the mice in my engine bay.
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Just slept from 6pm to 1am. Oops.
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I forgot how to sleep on a bus. I might die on this tour.
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This is the best time of year because I get 6 months of my car’s clock being correct.
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Happy daylight spendings
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It’s not regime change… it’s regime alteration.
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How dangerous is a half cooked pork sausage?
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Would the @theformat and @circasurvive do well together? I just want to hang out with @steveclifford for a month
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Just posted the goblin on marketplace. Can’t wait to type “yes” 400 times.
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Interesting… got a trade offer for an Acura mdx with no cat. That’s kinda fun.
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Jets to Brazil
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willnoon retweeted
Nature is Amazing ☘️
@AMAZlNGNATURE
Feb 2
Explain this
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Jk this is next week apparently. I don’t know how anything works. I’m supposed to be retired.
willnoon@willnoon
Jan 22
Playing Kimmel tonight with @theformat if anyone is interested in that. #depressed
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Playing Kimmel tonight with @theformat if anyone is interested in that. #depressed
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Twitter was my favorite shout void. But it’s been pretty lame for a long time. And now the AI slop. Might be time to sign off.
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