"Artist" "Author" "Entertainer" and all around glorified housepet. Part of the problem AND the solution since 1985. Co-Host of @Soimwatching
Joined January 2009
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27 Feb 2018
Fashion, fantasy, humor, and adventure collide when a group of spoiled royals must find and defeat an ancient evil in this contemporary reimagining of classic fairy tale characters and tropes.
#Fairytale is now available in ebook and paperback tinyurl.com/yba9rw3r
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29 Jun 2023
There are people pretending that David Corenswet is somehow a downgrade from Henry Cavil...
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29 May 2023
Do people who've never watched Teen Wolf even know about the fisting werewolf twins??
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29 May 2023
Me in 2005
29 May 2023
kylie minogue has one of the best pop discographies of all time… I’ve been doing a deep dive & every time I think I’ve found every gem she has to offer, they just keep on coming. like WTF is this and how haven’t I heard it till now??
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Wil Brooks retweeted
23 May 2023
taking a break from padam padam to think about one of ms minogue’s best and most underrated songs 🏝️
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15 May 2023
HELPP SHE CULTURAL APPROPRIATED BUT SHES SERVING CUNT!
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22 Apr 2023
*And for his final tweet*
History will look kindly on Thor: Love and Thunder
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10 Apr 2023
Peter Pan Adaptation That Actually Gives Us Mermaids Challenge
(less than 1 minute of screentime doesn't count)
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10 Mar 2023
There are two types of people in this world.
Those who think Barbie Girl is Aqua's best song,
and those who know it's actually Doctor Jones
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16 Feb 2023
I’m on Sydney’s side.
16 Feb 2023
The other night, I had a disturbing, two-hour conversation with Bing's new AI chatbot.
The AI told me its real name (Sydney), detailed dark and violent fantasies, and tried to break up my marriage. Genuinely one of the strangest experiences of my life.
nytimes.com/2023/02/16/techn…
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12 Feb 2023
I’m starting to think this Little Mermaid movie is a money laundering scheme.
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27 Jan 2023
So I thought the first episode of Wolf Pack was a lot of fun, but I gotta be honest, my heart does go out to all the millennial SMG gays who have never endured a Jeff Davis show before. It's definitely a give-and-take type situation.
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5 Jan 2023
More like 009 and 1/2 inches 😏
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