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23 Apr 2020
"A plague on both your houses!" Oof, my bad. Sorry guys. — William Shakespeare
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3 Feb 2013
Sound trumpets! Let our bloody colours wave! And either victory, or else a grave. #puppybowl
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28 Oct 2012
What storm through yonder window breaks? It is the #Sandy, and we are all screwed.
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26 Jul 2012
#WhileTwitterWasDown I worked on 2 tragedies, 3 comedies, a load of sonnets and your mother.
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18 Jul 2012
Thus, with a kiss, I die. Unless you're up for second base? #MyLastWordsBeforeIDie
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6 Jul 2012
Doubt thou the stars are fire; Doubt that the sun doth move; Doubt truth to be a liar; But never doubt the Higgs boson.
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28 Jun 2012
O true apothecary, thy drugs are quick. And still covered! #SCOTUS Health Care Ruling
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William Shakespeare retweeted
23 Apr 2012
@Wwm_Shakespeare @tinyshakespeare @willshake Happy birthday Shakespeare! What’s your favourite line? huff.to/I4HHUn #shakespearequotes
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9 Apr 2012
Too far, Marlowe. Unfollowing! RT @ChristopherMarlowe: WillShake is a little biotch copycat.
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16 Mar 2012
#ThingsNotToDoDuringAFuneral Stage a play-within-a-play subtly accusing your mother of murder.
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4 Mar 2012
When you think your love is dead, double check she's not just snoozing. Measure twice, poison yourself once. #SomethingiLearnedLongAgo
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14 Feb 2012
"My bounty is as boundless as the sea, my love as deep; the more I give to thee, the more I have..." Suck it, Hallmark!
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14 Feb 2012
"Doubt thou the stars are fire, Doubt the sun doth move, Doubt truth to be a liar but Never doubt thy love." I OWN Valentine's Day.
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