Is this AI or have I lost my whimsy
I’d imagine it going down like this 😂:
Bill Gates: I’d like a Big Mac meal. Here’s my gold card.
Crew Member: What in the world is that, sir?
Bill: A gold card. I get free McDonald’s food wherever I go.
Crew Member: 😲 Free food everywhere? That’s the coolest thing I’ve ever heard! Let me grab my GM before I mess this up.
GM: Sir… is this a real gold card for free food?
Bill: Yes, it is.
GM: Holy fries, I’ve worked here 8 years and nobody’s ever pulled that out! Let me call my supervisor.
Supervisor: A gold card? For unlimited free Big Macs? You’re not pranking us, right?
Bill: No prank, it’s real.
Supervisor: This is wilder than the McRib coming back! Hang on, I’m getting the franchisee.
Franchisee: Bill, you telling me this shiny card means you eat here for free forever?
Bill: That’s the idea.
Franchisee: Well I’ll be dipped in special sauce… Let me call corporate real quick before my brain “fries”.
After several more amazed looks and hurried phone calls, Bill smiled politely and said:
“You know what? I’ll just pay with cash today.”