The only thing worse than cyclists and vegans are liberal journalists. I have a staff. It is white. And it measures at exactly 49 in size.

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Gandalf Too White retweeted
If you leave white South Africans alone they will grow crops, raise livestock, build churches, establish schools, setup hospitals, start up businesses and build working cities. That’s just what we do
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I just wanna send out a special "jou ma se moer" to @GaytonMcK for personally signing off on the name change of Graaff Reinet and participating in the cultural genocide of Afrikaners. Traitor.
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Cyclists are much like Liberal White Women on two wheels. Entitled and indignant morons.
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16 December is not reconciliation day. It is "Geloftedag". It will always be "Geloftedag".
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A lot of people ask me why I do not like Damian Willemse. This is why. Phillip Burger will be proud. Learn some humility in your greatness.
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Gandalf Too White retweeted
Making crazy facial expressions on live TV. Who did it better?
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Yep… this right here? Pure science 🔬✨ Mind = blown 🤯

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Gandalf Too White retweeted
WHO DID THIS?! 🤣 “Sydney Sweeney Has Great Jeans- AI OUTRAGE PARODY SONG ” music video 🤣🤣🤣🤣 OH MY FVCK! Lmaaaaaooo!!!!!
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Gandalf Too White retweeted
[WATCH] In a media briefing, US President Donald Trump confirmed a planned meeting with South African leaders amid growing global interest in the country’s political and social landscape. #Newzroom405
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Dear @elonmusk and @realDonaldTrump . Please invade and conquer South Africa before the WEF does. Elon: the Northen Cape is a great place to launch rockets from. Mr Trump: it should take your army about 5 minutes to conquer ours.
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There are very few buttons that give me as much pleasure to click as this one:
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Snowing in #Harrismith #snow
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Gandalf Too White retweeted
Retweet if you won't be travelling to Australia because of their tyrannical behavior.
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