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24 Jul 2023
so long and thanks for all the fish.
I got back on Twitter to find a PS5,
stayed to link up with the VR community
and now must leave to protest what this place has become
See you guys anywhere but here.
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24 Jul 2023
.@elonmusk could learn from @JimGaffigan,
who is funnier, without ever being mean;
than Elon is mean, without ever being funny
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24 Jul 2023
"so I'm having a pint, minding me own business
"and the next thing I know, Keith's your brother, Patty's your mother-in-law,
"me ex-wife has keyed me lorry; how's that for a fine how-do-you-do?"
24 Jul 2023
"Patty's your mother-in-law" sounds like the British antonym of "Bob's your uncle"
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24 Jul 2023
reading the Miranda ruling v. reading subsequent case law
24 Jul 2023
Reading the 4th amendment vs reading 4th amendment case law
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24 Jul 2023
"Patty's your mother-in-law" sounds like the British antonym of "Bob's your uncle"
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23 Jul 2023
the comments are big mad with "who is this for? who wants this?"
me, motherf*cker
it's for me
sitcho ass down
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22 Jul 2023
my dad held pigeons for *thirty years* before this was invented
they fired him and he couldn't find work
ppl are so insensitive
22 Jul 2023
So as it turns out the pigeon holder is actually an extremely safe an efficient way to hold a pigeon still long enough to give it medicine
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22 Jul 2023
any of my followers cool with this?
reveal yourselves
22 Jul 2023
WATCH >> Ron DeSantis defends new curriculum that will teach children how slaves *benefited* from slavery.
"They're probably going to show some of the folks that eventually parlayed, you know, being a blacksmith into, into doing things later in life."
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22 Jul 2023
good thing this guy couldn't find the Math Stone
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21 Jul 2023
you have to wonder what other duds they were considering,
for "web of web" to ultimately prevail
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20 Jul 2023
shout-out to anyone who ever played Drugwar or Snake on one of these
20 Jul 2023
Who remembers "Drug Wars" and other graphic calculator games?
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20 Jul 2023
but ... but there *is* a way to quantify crime. it's called the Uniform Crime Reports.
and some person's "belief" is not data regarding the number or percentage of crimes that go unreported
20 Jul 2023
This Nissan was left stripped and abandoned at Joaquin Miller Park in the Oakland hills. “There is no way to quantify just how bad crime has become, and I believe that
many hills residents have simply given up reporting property crimes to @oaklandpoliceca,” resident tells @KTVU
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Samurai-Lawyer VR🥋⚖️ retweeted
20 Jul 2023
Laser Lair blows up in 2 hours, and to face this great evil first are our launch day streamers! This is your chance to take a look without the risk of laser burn. Support our amazing content creators to celebrate our newest course! #walkaboutminigolf #vr #gaming #streamers
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20 Jul 2023
is it just me?
Or, is "The Harvest" exactly the type of lazy plot twist #SheHulk lampooned in their finale?
#SecretInvasion
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20 Jul 2023
I'm *always* excited for a new @WalkaboutMG course!
However, today is a little extra *squee;* as I will play it for the first time with my friends at #TheVRChatChannel *AND* @Mighty_Coconut CEO Lucas Martell!
Catch it at 2PM PDT!
20 Jul 2023
Join us today at 2pm PDT as we play through the new @WalkaboutMG course Laser Lair with @Mighty_Coconut CEO Lucas Martell!
Catch it here: youtube.com/@TheVRChatChanne…
Can you outsmart the lasers and figure out the @gameofkittens tricky puzzle? 😺⛳️
#VR #DEVChats #TheVRChatchannel
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Samurai-Lawyer VR🥋⚖️ retweeted
20 Jul 2023
Join us today at 2pm PDT as we play through the new @WalkaboutMG course Laser Lair with @Mighty_Coconut CEO Lucas Martell!
Catch it here: youtube.com/@TheVRChatChanne…
Can you outsmart the lasers and figure out the @gameofkittens tricky puzzle? 😺⛳️
#VR #DEVChats #TheVRChatchannel
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20 Jul 2023
today in "unforced errors"
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20 Jul 2023
you've read 100 Years of Solitude
now here's 100 Years of "Nobody Wants to Work Anymore"
19 Jul 2023
The Long History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore
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Samurai-Lawyer VR🥋⚖️ retweeted
19 Jul 2023
I’ve been a hospital chaplain now for eight years at hundreds of deathbeds. I want to tell you something I’ve witnessed.
Most people, at the end, realize they’ve spent a lot of their life hiding. Sometimes by choice, or because they could not safely choose to be themselves. ➡️
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