Joined February 2014
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Jun 3
how do i tell women at the bar that i don’t want to fuck i just want to be their boyfriend for 2 hours, make out and go home
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world cup is beautiful because over the past couple days everyone has been gathered behind some sort of screen all rooting for a good time.
#humanexperience
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NY sports fans are so shitty man
Jun 12
Watch the look on this cab driver’s face after Knicks fans destroyed his car, leaving him unable to work.
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you’ll get robbed immediately and then beat up do NOT come here. very dangerous
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“her pussy wasn’t even wet smh” - this dumbass
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Apr 25
(Still acting weird) hey sorry for acting so weird earlier
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Jun 13
if you don’t know carl sagans pale blue dot do me a favor & google rn pls thanks
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Jun 13
fellas if she’s on top of you making out YOU GOTTA bring your knee up for her
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Jun 12
Chicago might be the best city in the world
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Jun 13
y’all don’t know how to go on walks is the problem
Jun 12
people in Chicago be like wanna go for a walk
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Jun 13
the wave to Sato immediately after the kill could get him jailtime in 36/50 states
WHAT WAS THAT OP SHOT FROM @smthlikeyou11! #VALORANTMasters
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Jun 12
are u a good person or do u lack the courage to be evil
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Jun 12
straight cut blue jeans, white t-shirt that says “Quiet Please” and beat up Nike Blazers
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