Integrations Engineer @BillGOPayments | Fintech | JavaScript | Python | C# | Cat Daddy | They wrote me off, I ain’t write back though.
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15 Feb 2022
2021 was planning out the person I wanted to be, and then getting there.
2022 is learning how to sustain it by understanding what causes me to slip.
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William Wassmann retweeted
7 Nov 2022
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Seattle Seahawks
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San Fransisco 49ers
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Los Angeles Rams
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Arizona Cardinals
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5 Nov 2022
What do you expect your final Tweet to consist of?
I don't see myself sticking around on this site for much longer. JUST FOR FUN - let's get this trending.
#MyFinalTweet
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William Wassmann retweeted
30 Oct 2022
Being a Seattle Mariners fan is tough
Not only are the Mariners the only team to never make a World Series
They are also the first MLB team to receive a NFL penalty
#Seahawks
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30 Oct 2022
Man I traded Etienne for Breece Hall week 3 :(. Was a great trade for me….until last week :(((
27 Oct 2022
Dave Filoni
Took Boring Darth Maul and turned him into a legit complex character
Now
Count Dooku in a mere 30 minutes of screentime has become one of my favorite Star Wars Characters.
NEVER SAW THAT COMING
#StarWarsTalesOfTheJedi
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24 Oct 2022
After watching the Finale of House of The Dragon, I'm choosing to share this clip from How To Train Your Dragon.
Because this is how THAT scene ended right?
#HouseTargaryen #HouseOfTheDragonfinale
youtube.com/watch?v=UzCOrrjp…
William Wassmann retweeted
23 Oct 2022
As of this exact moment the QB hierarchy is Patrick Mahomes & Josh Allen and then.................................................................................................................Geno Smith?
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24 Oct 2022
Alright all House of The Dragon Season 1:
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Very Good
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Excellent
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22 Oct 2022
Alright - let's play.
Who's your favorite Dragon from House Of The Dragon?
Syrax, Caraxes, Vhagar, or Meleys?
Seasmoke, Vermax, and Dreamfyre haven't really had enough screentime yet.
#HouseOfTheDragon #Targaryen
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Syrax
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Caraxes
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Vhagar
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Meleys
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William Wassmann retweeted
19 Oct 2022
When you ask me if I ate at chilis 3 days in a row
18 Oct 2022
Jordan Peterson derails every question into utter nonsense because he has nothing of substance to say.
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18 Oct 2022
I'll never not laugh at Snorlax's battlecry sounding like a fart
17 Oct 2022
17 Oct 2022
Love you Rashaad Penny, I really hope you heal up :(
But Kenneth Walker III is something special
youtube.com/watch?v=8RrSWgZD…
9 Oct 2022
Watching more #Arcane analyses and I still can't believe how one scene can completely contextualize a generally "Alright" first two episodes and present us with an utter masterpiece of an intentional tone-shift.
Truly a masterpiece of a show.
7 Oct 2022
Just remember. For every half-decent child named Will, there is his equal opposite named Won’t causing mischief and chaos on another plane of existence.