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How the chicks at the bar look at you the day you don’t have a condom in your wallet
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Whenever I cook I make two plates just in case Corey West needs something to eat 🙏
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Once they figure out a way to give Claude a pussy it’s over
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Some grown men have spam accounts on Instagram #KYS
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He was a chud, she was a foid, can I make it any more obvious?
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6 months from now at the sorority pregame when you see a guy with a TJ Maxx needlepoint koozie
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This video used to fire me the fuck up when I was 12 years old
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Jerking off with tanning lotion so I can get a BBC one day #science
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Remote work’s crazy cause all week I’m dressed like an insurance salesman then Fridays I’m just on the Teams meeting free balling it
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Been on thin ice with the wife, now she’s telling me she’s rewatching La La Land #whatdatmean
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At what age is it no longer acceptable to do the 2 week Minecraft phase with the fellas?
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Just stood at a urinal for 2 minutes in a packed bathroom at my internship. Worst moment of my life #shypissers
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Top 5 cities I’d want to live in Post Grad:
1. Gary, IN
2. Shreveport, LA
3. Flint, MI
4. Youngstown, PA
5. Cairo, IL
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Yall remember Rob Bob? Turns out he’s the monster in the backrooms movie. Pretty deep pull from the casting crew
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The only thing getting me through this engineering degree is knowing that 2 years from now, I’ll be at an axe throwing bar in downtown Austin with my Hinge date while all the business majors are living in pods eating bugs
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George Foreman Burner retweeted
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Jackson Prep c/o ‘22, Ole Miss Sigma Nu, CC of Jackson member, top 3 artists are Widespread Panic, Allman Bros, and Harvey Street. All while being from “Charlotte.” Weddington to be exact.
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FDOC I’m stepping out in Municipal head to toe like Mark Wahlberg
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To be fair the guy at NC State ate the dog shit and we’re still mediocre
Gonna be weird in a few decades explaining how FSU actually used to be an elite sports school, but then a guy wouldn’t eat dog shit
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Would you rather have two dads or have your mom start an Onlyfans? #thoughts
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