the worlds worst dark pit head to of cooped up
Joined September 2024
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21 Apr 2025
so i may have lied...🧵
by the start of my class on aug 19 i wanna
-make pr somewhere
-make it out of pools at a tiered event
-continue getting pr/hitlist wins
i didnt meet some old goals so they stay :(
-bring my wr to at least 55%
-win a 20 person bracket (got kinda close!)
29 Dec 2024
times up, so let's update this. 🧵‼️
a whole year is a lot, so let's say by my birthday (apr 10) i want to do my best to:
-rack up 5 more pr wins
-hit 5 more top 8s
-bring my win rate as close to 55% as possible
-WIN a min. 20 person bracket
-keep racking up hit list wins 😼
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excited to help out hopefully :D
you may even see me on some other roots adventures...
Jun 13
Welcome to Roots: Atlantic Melee League! Our season is made up of 15 flagship events through 2026, starting with Patchwork in Raleigh, NC. Players earn points to climb the leaderboards and qualify for a spot in a finale event in Richmond, VA, January 2027!
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how do you convince Hispanic mothers that you actually like certain foods cuz they be making their own narratives about shit
my mom's like yeah come drink this health drink and I'm like yeah that was disgusting then i ask what's in it and she just lists shit i already like😭
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work in progress (oscar) retweeted
Jun 10
MDVA Summit Player spotlight - @Ojwaddler!
As the Event Director of @CavClashVA, Oj is known for both his skills behind the desk, and on the sticks as well. Debuting on the Central VA 2022 Q4 PR at 8th, Ojwaddler has been one of the most consistent players in MDVA Post-Pandemic
How will one of our region's finest organizers stand against the sea of talent? Find out on July 11th-12th!!!
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work in progress (oscar) retweeted
The next MDVA Summit qualifier is at Smash @ The Answer!! This Thursday in Richmond, VA!!
As one of the strongest weeklies in VA's Capital city, The Richmond scene is here to prove they have what it takes to defend the rest of the region and get one of their own into summit.
Singles starts at 7:15! Link below!
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work in progress (oscar) retweeted
Jun 8
B-Reverse @ Revolution Darts in Centreville, VA IS TODAY June 8th!
Important info:
-This is a 21 Venue so please do not register or come if your are not 21
-MORE SUPPORT=MORE OF A CHANCE TO MAKE THIS WEEKLY
-Parking/Schedule in link below
REG NOW!
start.gg/Breverse
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work in progress (oscar) retweeted
MDVA Summit Player Spotlight - @Myththegoat
One of the most improved players from our region in 2025, and currently someone looking to prove that the city of DC can have a fight in the Summit, Myth not only debuted on the MDVA PR last season at #12, but he's already on track for a top 5 finish this season!!
Will the newest rising star of MDVA take it all at summit? Tune in this July to find out!
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new England comms saying smub looks like peanut butter #whathemeanbythat
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also holy shit worst comms I've ever heard
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yall do not know the efforts that michael has been going thru to get something started again
lets help him bring more locals back to mdva yall i will deadass be here every week probs
GAS THIS SHIT UP
Jun 5
WERE BACK (Kinda):
Join us for the first trial run of B-Reverse @ Revolution Darts in Centreville, VA!
Important info:
-Our first tournament will be THIS MONDAY June 8th!
-MORE SUPPORT MEANS MORE OF A CHANCE TO MAKE THIS WEEKLY
PRE REG NOW!
start.gg/Breverse
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crack a egg in my ass n fuck me till its scrambled
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work in progress (oscar) retweeted
The second MDVA Ultimate Summit Qualifier has ended, congrats to @starbladeofash for qualifying!!!
Last night, Aeris qualified by placing 3rd overall at Protocol, taking wins over RapMonster, work in progress, Unfortunatecircumstances, Flaccid Pancake, and Toons!
Aeris, currently #16 in MDVA, is one of the strongest up-incoming players in MDVA! Debuting at #10 on the SoVA PR in 2024.1! Will her skills take her all the way to victory at the summit? Find out this July!
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work in progress (oscar) retweeted
the new blood arrives...
Top 8 of Cooped Up #39!
🥇 @VoltageStriker0
🥈 @HoloTowa
🥉 @deliboid
4️⃣ @noah_carraway
5️⃣ @Warner_Greninja & @Squidplumber
7️⃣ @Trile_and_Error & @FocusSmashUlt
Ill see you all tomorrow!
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work in progress (oscar) retweeted
MDVA Summit Player Spotlight - @Mata__Door!
Mata is the king of consistency in MDVA, debuting on the first ever MDVA Ultimate PR in Q1 2019 at 20th, (or even Fall 2018 in Smash 4) and has yet to miss a PR season since. With over 7 years of being PR'd in region, will the old guard of the region take our region's first ever summit?
Tune in on July 11th-12th!
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OPT IN FOR SUMMIT TODAY!!! YOU GUYS HAVE A BIT BEFORE VOTES START BUT GET IN EARLY!
also I'll be opting in so spare a vote :)
ill come up with a list of goals soon
MDVA ULTIMATE SUMMIT VOTING PHASE OPT-INS ARE NOW OPEN!!!
Players who have shown their strength by either placing well at MDVA Events, or being ranked in our region's history are eligible to opt-in! Opt ins are now open and will close on June 27th.
A full list of eligible players and the requirements are linked below!
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May 31
The next MDVA Summit Qualifier is TOMORROW! Held at SoVA’s premiere local, PROTOCOL!!
Currently one of the most stacked weeklies in the sub-region, do YOU have what it takes to conquer the competition and qualify? Find out tomorrow!!
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