You make me feel like a bug who’s lived a full life

Joined July 2015
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Good pussy got plot twists and a nonlinear structure
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What could he have possibly done?
THIS LIST OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE WRONGED MORRISSEY IS FRYING ME SOOOOOOOO BADDDDDDDDD
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Annoying whiny pharmacist: Sorry but I can’t fill this adderall prescription 7 days early Me:
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Knicks won just for him man❤️❤️❤️
Donald Trump turns 80.
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NOW: "MOVE back!" SRG police in riot gear and horses continue clearing Knicks fans near MSG making arrests along the way (full video incoming)
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Playing bald simulator on steam
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Jonny Craig MacBook scam victim groyper
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And I told them I invented comic sans
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RT @bodie9210472856: Nobody actually means what they say
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Fuck me marry me kill me
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Fuck everything
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