Purveyor of fine comedic musical facemeltery since 1996. Also I'm the guy from that thing.
Joined May 2009
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Hi! I've been making videos answering questions about my "Totally Obsessed" appearance. Ok?
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May 22
The degree to which @Delta screwed up my most recent trip is staggering...and now they've "lost" my refund request. The "Whoops!" on their site should be painted on their planes, it's pretty much all I've seen from them lately.
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Apr 17
New Worm Quartet song "Whole Lotta Don't Wanna" available today on The FuMP, Bandcamp, and various streamy places! wormquartet.bandcamp.com/tra…
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New FuMP! "Whole Lotta Don't Wanna" by @wormquartet
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Official video for Dead Rat Disco's "Tonight" - check it!!
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Feb 14
My band's new EP is now available on all the various streamy whatnot thingies!
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My new band Dead Rat Disco has a new EP live today on Bandcamp, hitting streaming next Friday! deadratdisco.bandcamp.com/
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Jan 12
This pile of human garbage is running for congress. I know I've only lived in North Carolina for just over a year, but I've met a lot of people in that time and I feel reasonably confident in saying that we're better than this.
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1 Dec 2025
Last day for this! Get a bundle with all the available Worm Quartet vinyl or CDs along with a shirt, keychain, poncho, and stickers for 40 bucks!! wormquartet.bandcamp.com
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28 Nov 2025
Ooo! What's this? Added two bundles to the Worm Quartet Bandcamp merch page for Black Friday! Get either ALL of my available CDs -or- my two vinyl records along with a shirt, poncho, stickers, and a keychain for 40 smackers! wormquartet.bandcamp.com/mer…
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28 Nov 2025
Finally the rest of you can see what I always see when I glance skyward - the blessed giant open-mouthed golden orb of hunger, consumer of the azure dead - hovering over us, ever-moving yet ever-mazebound. Happy Thanksgiving.
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21 Nov 2025
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19 Nov 2025
CHAPEL HILL! This Saturday! 9PM! $10 suggested donation! Tell your hoodlum friends!
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12 Nov 2025
ME: *Grabs a few sheets of toilet paper from the roll*
GOOGLE GEMINI: Hi, would you like to try new AI wiping?
ME: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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5 Nov 2025
Greensboro Halloween show was incredibly fun. Thanks to the legendary New York Pizza for hosting, thanks to DIT and Milk Truck for inviting us and putting on awesome sets, thanks to Aaron S. for the extra equipment, and thanks to everyone who showed up! We'll be back!
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5 Nov 2025
THIS SATURDAY! Come see my new band Dead Rat Disco with Crashout and Jack Chick Army at Slim's in Raleigh, NC!
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31 Oct 2025
ANNOUNCEMENT: Yes, I've seen it. ALMOST a perfect score? Missed a handful of the 1600-point ghosts. To be fair, this is a LOT easier than the arcade game.
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