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18 Jan 2020
ladies... if he says he can’t see you because he’s sick but you spot him at the apartment of a recently murdered pawnbroker, that’s not your mans. That’s Raskolnikov, protagonist of Fyodor Dostoyevsky’s 1866 classic, “Crime and Punishment”
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I downloaded an app to track (almost) every flight I’ve taken since I started solo traveling in 2012
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Jun 13
Brewers should do Pride Night every night that was incredible
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Jun 12
Would you like to see my flight log of every plane I’ve flown in this year
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Jun 11
The milwaukee urge to say “nice dookies” to anyone wearing Air Force 1s
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Jun 11
Checked off ballpark #15 in an interesting way. Halfway through.
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Jun 11
I ran advanced analytics on the savannah bananas and what I found shocked me
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Jun 9
Made it to Vegas and I can watch the Brewers take batting practice from my hotel room
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Jun 9
would rather post hog tbh my notes app is all unfinished lyrics and depressing screeds
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Jun 9
feeling severely depressed so why don’t I listen to this one Bright Eyes song on repeat for the entirety of my two hour flight. That should help
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Buddy with his favorite ball while watching the game. He’s impossible to defend because he’ll literally bite you if you try to get the ball
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Jun 8
Bananaball fans are furious with me. I didn’t mean to upset anyone… I hate your disney adult perversion of a beautiful sport but we can still live in peace if we just avoid each other. Watch some wacky backflip compilation videos and calm yourselves down please
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